voltaire – bunnypocalypse lyrics
i shot out of bed
it was easter morning
only 8am
i should still be snoring
but i heard a cry
coming from the crypts
and before my weary eyes
was a bunnypocalypse!
i was kind of stunned
i looked all around
there were sleezter eggs
scattered on the ground
they cracked wide open
and coming out in waves
was a zombie bunny horde
from beyond the grave
a black cat crossed my path and said i had nothing to
fear.
i said cat, you don’t know jack,
cause the haremageddons here!
tap tap, that double tap
to send them back to their crypts
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the bunnypocalypse!
i turned and there i saw a druid
he was mixing up a magic fluid
he told me easter was a pagan holiday
“it’s been christian long enough
and we’re taking it back today”
i called old chuck noris and the boondock saints
call the pope in rome,
they all told me wait
i called bruce campbell
got him on the phone.
he said keep your chin up boy
’cause now on your own.
a black cat crossed my path and said i had nothing to
fear.
i said cat, you don’t know jack,
cause the haremageddons here!
tap tap, that double tap
to send them back to their crypts
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the bunnypocalypse!
keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the bunnypocalypse!
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