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1 trait danger - freestyle (bidet for life) lyrics

[intro]
what’s your name? (hannah)
shut up (hahaha)

[verse]
yo, sitting in the dark with my nightgown on
yeah, i wear a nightgown to bed, dog
it brings me comfort while i sleep
‘cause sometimes i get scared and p+ss the sheets
but other times, i’m really f+cking brace
and don’t p+ss my bed for days
i get a gold star on the wall from my parents and they say “good job, dog”
i got like 20 f+cking starts this year
what did you do motherf+cker?
you probably sat around doing nothin’
accomplishing nothing in life
but everyday i’m accomplishing something new
like one more gold star and maybe a black & blue bruise
from falling down on the ground
and scr+ping up my knees
or maybe watch blues clues
with my buddy named jeeves
that’s right i got a buddy named jeeves
he’s creepy as f+ck and he’s got knives, geez
a bunch of knives actually
he’ll stab you in the eye
yo, seriously, me and jeeves are really close
so don’t talk sh+t
‘cause i’m gonna get a hose and spray you with it
you don’t want to get wet now do you?
‘cause it’s cold out, it’s wet out, and water will freeze
on your knees, on your b+tthole, and on your cheese
that’s right, you had some cheese in your hand when i sprayed you with the hose and now it’s wet as f+ck man
wet cheese ain’t fun to eat
so don’t f+ck with my friend jeeves
crazy in the head when i think about the nightgown
p+ssing in my pants, p++ping in the sheets, bright town
brown town, p++ping in the sheets again
my town, p++ping in the sheets again
[chorus]
you’re dead for life, you use bidet for life
or your b+tthole will be itchy for the rest of your life, yeah
bidet for life, i said bidet for life
or your b+tthole gonna be itchy for the rest of your life
i said bidet for life, bidet for life
your b+tthole gonna be itchy unless you bathe for life, yeah

- 1 trait danger lyrics

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