1 trait danger - interlude 2 lyrics
[tim schenectady]
1 trait danger? that dumb f+ckin’ band is getting back together? that band makes horsesh+t+ tommy, get in here! grab this big pen out of my hand, and start+start writing this down, with a+with a big pen: “1 trait danger, worst band of the decade, reunites, terrible, this is terrible”
[thomas]
that’s really the headline, sir? that’s what you want me to write down here?
[l]
goddammit, tommy, i don’t pay you to ask questions, i pay you to write with this very large pen
[t]
d’you still want me to adjust the score you gave, uh, fiona apple’s last album?
[l]
what, you mean “bring in the trash can”? what are you talkin’ about, i gavе that so+that album a+a solid 9
[t]
sir, you gave the album a nine out of hundrеd. we kinda adjusted the scoring rubric, from tens to a hundred, about nine months ago, there was+there was a few emails about it
[l]
…yeah! you’re godd+mn right we did, and that’s… that’s why i gave that f+sh+tty album a nine. the score stays, tommy. listen up, the score stays, but i th+i think we wrote a pretty positive review, so that’s+that’s gonna have to change
[t]
uh sir, i+i’d hate to bring this up again, th+there were also a couple of emails about this, but my name is actually thomas, sir
[l]
yeah, that’s what i called you: tommy
[t]
uh… no, th+thomas, not tommy sir
[l]
yeah, i see it on your nametag right there: t+h+o+m+a+s, tommy. what are you, f+ckin’ dumb? you idiot
[steven]
sir, you gotta come quick! we got wind that kevin parker is eating a tuna fish sandwich, downtown melbourne!
[l]
oh my god, kevy’s eating tuna in melbourne?! your+you gotta get down there right now! you gotta get on the first f+ckin’ plane to melbourne, and you gotta+f, you gotta l+get pictures of him eating this, this is a big story, stevie!
[s]
sir, my name is actually steven, sir!
[l]
goddammit stevie, i don’t give a sh+t! get down there! y’know what, i’m comin’ with ya! t+tommy, you go+you gotta write this review, i’m+i’m headin’ out
[t]
so what, i just write all these reviews into full reviews, or+
[l]
yeah yeah yeah, just do what y+whatever you have to do. i’m not the reviews guy, let the interns do that sh+t
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