16volt – carla’s tarantulas lyrics
carla: so i had a little brunch, lunch
eric: had a few c-cktails?
carla: everything, everything
carla: no not today ’cause they were a little green by georgetown so we didn’t risk it
you have to put them in the oven to ripen
and then when you want the pomegranates and all that other stuff that we bought presidiums
you have to put bananas by your vegetables for your fruits to ripen ’cause there’s a gas that comes off
eric: goes off? it explodes?
carla: goes off the bananas but it actually speeds the ripening process so you know you don’t know produce
eric: well, the life cycle of a banana, yeah i mean
carla: you know, you can um get high off the skins, did you ever try that?
eric: really? you smoke the skins?
carla: yeah, i think my brother tried that, no, i’m kidding
eric: i never smoked the skins before
carla: no no, it wasn’t him but it still the uh, what you have to do is you there is a oil in the skins or something that if you burn it
you know what that was?
you know that banana skins are poisonous?
eric: yeah, might be
carla: you know why?
cause the tarantulas
carla: they do, the tarantulas
eric: from mexico?
carla: dude don’t you guys read national geographic around here?
eric: yeah, i used to see the nice pictures of naked black women
carla: uganda, you got it
so anyway, um i had a uganda party over the other day they, still don’t know how to put their clothes on
they don’t even have zippers nowadays
eric: whos that? the tarantulas?
carla: no, they use banana skins
so anyway, uh they’re slippery, you know so don’t ever leave banana peels out because you could slide, like in the air, double toe loop
i just watched ice skating, you guys are psychotic you have like, no idea what’s going on in reality
eric: i have no clue what’s going on in ice skating
carla: you do too
eric: ice skating?
carla: you have to go home you know, all the mexicans, puerto ricans, blacks, everybody out on the streets right now, i had to go through the heart of little mexico, little puerto rico, little honduras, everything today
eric: how’d you like it?
carla: i ruled
eric: you ruled all over the puerto ricans and mexicans?
eric: that’s a nice thing
carla: i ruled
you know i put in –unintelligible– tape, you want to hear it?
carla: i don’t have it home
eric: you don’t have it?
carla: my my my its in my jacket the whole time, i’ll go get it
sorry, its in the car, ’cause i went to see if it would work and it didn’t cause my how do i fix my
eric: you went to the car that quick?
carla: how do i fix my c-ssette player in the car, that’s probably why i didn’t mention it, cause that’s really important
eric: are you in the car right now?
carla: oh. no
eric: cell phone?
got the hose in the window?
carla: how do i fix it, do i get tape cleaner or something?
eric: you’re drinking tape cleaner?
carla: well put this in, see what this is… everything i own is really good
that’s why –unintelligible–
eric: you rule, everything that you own is great
carla: oh this is live, its fun too, no, it’s the smashing pumpkins good
carla: this is when they blacked out
eric: this is when they were good, they did lots of smack
carla: thank you
eric: a little accident there
carla: no, you can’t tell me that.joe jackson, no
eric: george jetson i didn’t know he was in the pumpkins
carla: i didn’t know i had this because i must have been sleeping with this tape
eric: is that 16 volt you are listening to?
carla: no, hold on, let me fast forward
i fast for. oh, this is the f-ckin’ radio
this is actually joe jackson
it’s not being taped
this is good, you wanna hear it?
eric: crank it up!
carla: bom bom oh, hes my favorite
eric: joe jackson plays with 16 volt?
carla: oh, sorry dude, i gotta listen to joe jackson, i figured you’d have a problem with it, but i think you can deal with it
eric: have you ever heard of the band called 16 volt?
there was this guy who had a really stupid band
eric: yeah that’s him
carla: no, its called sunset and vine but their
eric: sun sun, 16 volt?
can you say that for me?
carla: what, okay ill turn it down no, all right, ill put that phone down goodnight
eric: is that your mom?
carla: stop, i just wanted to see something i’m that’s very rude of you i think you are getting a little bit over tired
eric: h-llo, who was that?
carla: vinnie, se’s really great
carla: joe jacksons on
see she wouldn’t… she she was just, her nerves are really bad right now, she had to worry about last weekend
eric: you ever seen a band called 16 volt?
turn the f-cking mic off!