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1994 studio cast of lucky stiff - something funny's going on lyrics

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[all]
something funny’s going on
and it isn’t very pretty

[women]
this is how it all began

[men]
with the murder of a man

[all]
bang!

(tony hendon falls to the floor, dead)

[rita]
whoops!

[all]
in atlantic city
new jersey

something funny’s going on
there’s a lot we haven’t told yet

[women]
there’s a fortune

[men]
and a chase

[all]
and a lovely foreign place

[dominique]
lovely foreign place

[men]
lovely lovely

[women]
foreign foreign place

[all]
(sigh!)
and the body isn’t cold yet
in new jersey

the story that you’re about to hear
is strange, we know
and things like this don’t happen every day
but there’s a little saying and it’s apropos:

where there’s a will

[women] where there’s a will!

[all]
where there’s a will, there’s a way

(tony hendon suddenly sits up, stiff as a corpse, and remains motionless.)

[all, recoiling with a scream]
aaarrrgghhh!!!

[tony hendon, spoken]
dear nephew harry, this is my last will and testament. i hope it finds you in better health than it finds me. ha ha!

[all]
something funny’s going on
there’s an awful lot of action

[dominique]
and a physical attraction

[annabel]
and a lot of dogs!

[all]
bark bark!

[vinnie]
there’s a fortune to be won

[rita la porta]
and a woman with a gun

[luigi gaudi]
and the body of a man

[all]
and an axe about to fall…

[harry witherspoon]
on one unsuspecting fellow

[all]
in the middle of it all!
in england
in may
with the day already gone
something funny
funny
very very funny

[half ensemble]
bark!

[other half, along with which gun goes off again]
bang!

[rita]
whoops!

[all]
is going on!

- 1994 studio cast of lucky stiff lyrics

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