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27 directions - motorbike lyrics

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i bought a new motorcycle
it said in the ad that it was good
i bought it
it didn’t vroom

no it wasn’t broken
it was in perfect working condition
but i was disappointed
in the exhaust noise it made

f-ck that bike
that bike sucked
i wanted to return it
but they said
“no returns allowed”
after i bought the motorcycle

so i went on to the cl-ssifieds
and i put up
and no one bought it
because i wrote that i was disappointed
and it sucked

someone please buy my bike
please please
oh my god
then someone replied
craigslist post

they said their bike too loud for their neighborhood
and woke up all their neighbors
so we traded bikes
and now we’re both very happy
with our choice

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