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30kbands - this is a certified hood tragedy lyrics

[intro]
god d+mn, bruh, this+
i’ve been in the studio for like 2 f+cking hours now
i’m sweating, this sh+t
it’s+ it god d+mn stinks in here, it’s nasty
sh+t, but a’ight (d+mn)
d+mn, huh (d+mn)
sh+t, d+mn, what the?
d+mn, f+ck, what the h+ll (sh+t)
a’ight
god d+mn

[verse]
i walk into the function with a rotisserie chicken
grab her by the p+ssy like hillary clinton
i wal+ i like to walk into preschools and shout at lil’ kids
man, they needa put me in prison
the dope i’m whippin’ up too hot
man, you needa get out the kitchen (d+mn)
sh+t, this gas got me movin’ like a piston
william macy dumb as h+ll, bro (vroom, vroom)
you got caught tryna scam college admissions (b+tch)
i only lil’ boys, b+tch, i don’t like women ([?])
my new pack of [?] yellow and blue like a f+ckin’ minion (shoutout [?])
d+mn, i was the og finesser (d+mn)
and i started a lemonade stand, but it wasn’t lеmonade (don’t know)
that sh+t was water and lemon juicе, but i still got paid (yessir)
bro said he got a draco, but i got a whole grenade
this b+tch dry as f+ck, and now i don’t know what to say
sh+t, i walk in the function with a handful of grapes
f+ck all the priu+ (yeah)
f+f+ck all the people in prison right now, if you in prison for rape (f+ck you)
dogged your ass, how the purple feel? got me feelin’, i said, “i feel great” (i feel good)
you like twenty+three and get no b+tches, bruh, you look like andrew tate (you lil’ b+tch)
sh+t, i don’t feel bad because i think his sister bad
bro got laced, and sh+t, honestly, i’m kinda glad (d+mn)
i got a pocket watch in this sh+t, y’all sound like my dad (d+mn)
i could play a movie on her ass, b+tch, it’s so flat (what the f+ck?)
f+ck, you’re callin’ me broke, but you’re unemployed (h+ll nah)
i told him that, and bro got mad, i think he wants to be employed (nope)
this next bar is a lie, my vendor’s name is f+cking troy (shut up [?])
sh+t, i could pay, uh, a quick 75 for a couple toy
d+mn, walk in the function yellin’ “where the fat hoes at?”
i got two cats, bruh, ’cause women like cats (yup)
they ask me, “what’s the plan?” so i pull out my map
let’s rob here, here, and here, and please do not forget your strap
bruh, i just came back inside from smokin’ a bluntville
d+mn, sh+t
now let me tell you a story
my first mistake was bein’ sober and goin’ to see this shorty (never)
this b+tch was drunk as f+ck, tryna get me to sip the 40 (h+ll no)
but, her dad was home, so, sh+t i put on some rick & morty (b+tch)
huh, sh+t, you prolly askin’ if i f+cked (nope)
but, she was drunk as sh+t, i was sober, that woulda been rape, bro, let’s just keep it buck (you weirdo)
she god d+mn fell asleep on me while i was tryna leave, bruh, now i’m stuck
had to call up people mike and g dog to come pick me up in the truck
bruh, y’all needa come [?] right now
she like, fell asleep, this b+tch, like, drunk as f+ck
she out here, stumblin’ in the hallway, sh+
her dad was tryna talk to her, he was like, “are you okay?” ([?], i better get it this time)
she was like, “why wouldn’t i be?”
b+tch, you ’boutta get both of us caught, what the f+ck? (this like forth time tryin’ this verse)
i’m just tryna sit here
never
sh+t, a’ight
oh, she look like alicia keys (f+ck)
even mike pulled up, bro said he forgot his keys
bro dumb as sh+t, he just fell for “what’s deez?”
i told bae to scoot over mid+f+ck, i gotta pee (it’s real bad)
[outro]
that’s the end of the song
d+mn

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