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3pleyt - e. gadd vs. dr. zomboss lyrics

[verse 1: professor e. gadd]
criminy!
oh no!
what have i invented?
oh…
a machine that brings the undead from death’s grips? (ak!)
there’s a minor bug… (hm…)
seems i left it in
my genes, but you’re still about half my intellect is
’cause, you’re no commander when plants can blast your pack into mash
i have attacks, cleaning house with a vacuum backpack
slapping canvases and ghastly ghouls to painted works
so it’d be rather easy to press zombies with my paperwork
respect your elders, young+in
i’m old and wiser
than the oak tree with slow speech
and i don’t need any fertilizer
while ea acts like zombies
popcap got so farmed
the creator’s left with no green
and the head’s now got no smarts

[verse 2: dr. zomboss]
let’s keep it simple
i’m the greatest engineer alive!
and eating you’s the only way you’d come near my mind
i’m full of brain matter, whilst your brain doesn’t matter
i’m real in the flesh
while you run amok ghostbusting casper
someone go pass grandad his vitamin pills
he’s acting up
honestly?
your biggest feat is how alzheimer’s hasn’t struck
your lines are dead, make it like your painting and go hang it up
forget the roasts, your coffee is the only time you’ll have the cup
on that, leave the beans to dave
he can keep the shrooms awake
with tummy+aches, why would toadstool ever give your brew a taste
what you serve is garbage
must be why you brought the vacuum in
brought a verse so lifeless
you should suck it up and pack it in
before you go and crack a hip
for trying to come fight with this
your loss is but a fact you dimwitted dunce
i’ve a giant ship
there is no surviving with b+lls of fire and ice to spit
i’ve got heavy machinery to crush this crazy guy to bits
[verse 3: professor e. gadd]
now, that is impossible
’cause i thought of you as lightweight
how else would you have stood on a roof
and it not pry and break?
it must be fabricated like the proof saying you got the brains
you don’t have a doctorate, you just had your doctor ate
presumably, the chance of winning would be high with zombie hordes
but it drops to naught with the variable: i lock the door
i’d report this battle to the scientific journals
but it’d fail as you haven’t listed any good material

[verse 4: dr. zomboss]
i can wreak a neighborhood, you can’t even mend a house
i will deck your face
and you will spit more than your dentures out
your puny gadgets don’t compare
to the things that i’ve made
you may start with f.l.u.d.d., but i will have the final wave!
hoist the flags!
deploy the cannons
and in fact, destroy the mansion!
makes testing ghosts easier
if you went on and joined their faction!
rule’s to lurk the dead, so it’s your series you’re haunting
so please
take this l
sincerely, the zombies

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