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3st – like christmas lyrics

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[chorus]

[mike]
girl, i don’t give a f-ck about
presents underneath the tree
none of those gifts mean sh-t to me
but you know what’s on my wish list?
girl, i wanna eat that -ss like christmas

[saverio]
whole party f-cked up on gingerbread
i don’t give a f-ck what santa said
i do it cause that sh-t’s lit
so i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[verse 1]

[brandon]
-ss like christmas
getting turnt at the north pole

[mike]
santa and the elves
snorting hot cocoa

[saverio]
all the reindeer high as f-ck
in the stable

[brandon]
got mrs. claus laying down
naked on the table
slamming body shots

[mike]
with a bit of luck
you could be a pimp like me
but pro’lly not

[saverio]
dudes are playing, throwing shade
yeah, they hating ’cause my d-ck’s
a lubricated super saiyan
f-ck a b-tch like kamehameha
and y’all can suck my dragon b-lls

[brandon]
focus up before i stuff
your gullet full of adderall
spraying on her face like a water spout
she calls me red ryder
when i shoot her f-cking eye out

[mike]
baby j born today
and this is how the story goes
three wise men: mike, brandon, and saverio
went into the nativity
to circle jerk the virgin
jesus calls us motherf-ckers and we say

[3st]
that’s for certain

[saverio]
get ourselves a room at the holiday inn
make my sugar plums
dance on your chin

[brandon]
tapping -ss is my career
and i’m here on business
so i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[chorus]

[saverio]
girl, i don’t give a f-ck about the
presents underneath the tree
none of those gifts mean sh-t to me
but you know what’s on my wish list?
i wanna eat that -ss like christmas

[brandon]
whole party f-cked up on gingerbread
man, i don’t give a f-ck what santa said
i do it cause that sh-t’s lit
so i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[verse 2]

[mike]
-ss like christmas
b-tch please!
i’m hotter than an overcoat

[brandon]
santa’s coming down the chimney
but i’m c-mming down your throat

[saverio]
she a bj queen
got a+ handy game

[mike]
sticky sweet p-ssy
so i gave that b-tch a candy cane
look it up on urban dictionary
with all the sh-t that’s falling out my mouth
i’m sick with lyrical dysentery

[brandon]
i know how to tickle a cl-t
with military precision
by d-ck is buried in b-tches
in missionary position

[saverio]
oh f-ck, this b-tch is calling me
she told me to come over
for some holiday sodomy
pardon me, i don’t wanna be rude
but i ain’t swapping bodily fluids
with a thottie like you
you gotta be joshing me
oh, you ain’t?
here’s my early apology
girl, you look like the jackpot
of the b-tterface lottery
ugly as f-ck

[brandon]
but hey, she’s got big t-ts

[saverio]
f-ck it!
i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[chorus]

[brandon]
girl, i don’t give a f-ck about
presents underneath the tree
none of those gifts mean sh-t to me
but you know what’s on my wish list?
i wanna eat that -ss like christmas

[mike]
whole party f-cked up on gingerbread
man, i don’t give a f-ck what santa said
i do it cause that sh-t’s lit
so i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[verse 3]

[saverio]
whisper in my ear
tell me that you been naughty
white christmas on your face
like bing crosby
like, what the f-ck you think this is, b-tch?
i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[mike]
she drunk off eggnog
hunting for a d-ck to blow
got my p-b-s feeling like mistletoe
so i whip it out
tell her she can kiss this
then i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

[mr. castillo]
i met this jewish girl named veronica
told her she could
blow my d-ck like a harmonica
i’m on the bed getting head
like a yarmulke
then i’mma eat that -ss like hanukkah

[brandon]
dad, what the f-ck?
we’re trying to be rappers!

[mr. castillo]
oh f-ck, is it on?

[chorus: 3st]
i don’t give a f-ck about
presents underneath the tree
none of those gifts mean sh-t to me
but you know what’s on my wish list?
i wanna eat that -ss like christmas
whole party f-cked up on gingerbread
i don’t give a f-ck what santa said
i do it cause that sh-t’s lit
so i’mma eat that -ss like christmas

- 3st lyrics

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