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5 chinese brothers – three cool guys lyrics


(tom meltzer)

if my life was a movie i’d want to be jackie chan
cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man
my fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls’ hearts
i’d be the toast of hong kong, my songs would top the charts

but i am what i am and that’s all i am
that’s all i can stand cause i can’t stands no more

if my life was a silent film i’d want to be buster keaton
i’d embrace the blues and in the process i’d defeat them
i’d have no fight with gravity, i’d do just as i please
i’d tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease


if my life was a cartoon i’d want to be the popeye the sailor
i’d have a damsel in distress and i would never fail her
i’d mutter something clever then i’d knock bluto cold
i’d be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold

and all my problems would be solved because i eat my greens
my life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes
i’d have drama without tragedy, anger without pain
love without loneliness, hey, i would not complain