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64studios101 - dressing like a straight man lyrics

[verse 1]
shorts and a t+shirt that is blank as heck
gelled up hair and an odor like shrek
snow white socks, fancy tennis shoes
and a guitar for playing the blues

[chorus]
dressing like a straight man
(that’s right) you’re dressing like a straight man
your name’s probably dan, ian, or stan
and you probably drive a truck, not a van
’cause you’re dressing like a straight man

[verse 2]
freshly grown beard and a shiny rolex
cologne that subtly advocates s+x
a basketball or a football in hand
mask for a face, and testosterone gland

[chorus]
dressing like a straight man
(uh+huh) you’re dressing like a straight man
your name’s probably dan, ian, or stan
and you probably drive a truck, not a van
’cause you’re dressing likе a straight man
[verse 3]
greasy tanktop and slightly dirty nails
food stain from lunch and mud from hiking trails
tight boxer shorts and pungent aftеrshave
secrets that you will take to the grave

[chorus]
dressing like a straight man
(oh yeah) you’re dressing like a straight man
your name’s probably dan, ian, or stan
and you probably drive a truck, not a van
’cause you’re dressing like a straight man

[bridge]
what do you wear to help you fit in?
why do you fear the judgement of men?
where will you go when they see through you?
when will you know that they always knew?

[final chorus]
(that you’re)
dressing like a straight man
(yes sir) you’re dressing like a straight man
your name’s probably dan, ian, or stan
and you probably drive a truck, not a van
’cause you’re dressing like a straight man
[final chorus]
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man
dressing like a straight man

- 64studios101 lyrics

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