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8 bit - mario iii lyrics

anti-log canâ€™t be stopped like bavaro from tecmo.
i whistle koji kondo while you listen to techno.
i never played a game that i canâ€™t defeat.
got nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat.
you never stood a chance and you know that youâ€™re whack son.
iâ€™m the first person to tko tyson.
sign up for lessons, i get paid by the hour.
i should be a consultant for nintendo power.

i be throwing words of god, driven heathens away, gawt!
i never lose a b-ss ’cause my fishing rod stays hot.
ice climbing, grabbing carrots,
perfect timing, no demerits.
b-tch iâ€™m a natural,
actual factual.
i see you at the arcade,
you gettin’ played.
name the game, the time, the place,
i’ll throw your -ss into a maze, b-tch!
you came in boasting, now youâ€™re crawling away.
you felt the wrath of the le-frost, deep blue aka.

i just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters.
won a high score on this game? just place your order.
see my initials on the screen, they be s-t-d.
you can beat that game, but you canâ€™t beat me.
’cause iâ€™m an old school fool and you know iâ€™m cool,
because i skate all day in a backyard pool.
i did a burnt and a handplant and got some air,
and did a big old grab while they sat and stared.

i can beat shadowgate in 22 minutes
without ever kicking the bucket once.
i can kick anybody’s b-tt in mkiii
and that goes for all you chumps.
i can drink a whole bottle of whiskey
and straight up conquer ninja gaiden ii.
iâ€™m the master of 2-d fighting games
and you a tetris playing fool.
i can kill rygar in ten to twelve hits,
because i know how to build my tone.
donâ€™t need no p-ssword for castlevania 2
because iâ€™m straight falling into the zone.
get all the items i need, while iâ€™m smoking some weed
because itâ€™s all second nature to me.
just like driving a car, i hit the dragon with a star
and grab the talisman; follow my lead.

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