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a chorus line (2006) ensemble - dance: ten; looks: three lyrics

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i swiped my dance card once after an audition and on a scale of ten, they gave me for dance, ten, for looks, three. well!

dance, ten
looks, three
and i’m still on unemployment
dancin’ for my own enjoyment
that ain’t it, kid
that ain’t it, kid

“dance, ten
looks, three,”
it’s like to die!
left the theatre and
called the doctor for
my appointment to buy

t-ts and -ss
bought myself a fancy pair
tightened up the derriere
did the nose with it
all that goes with it

t-ts and -ss!
had the bingo-bongos done
suddenly i’m getting national tours!
t-ts and -ss won’t get you jobs
unless they’re yours

didn’t cost a fortune neither
didn’t hurt my s-x life either

flat and s-ssy
i would get the strays and losers
beggars really can’t be choosers
that ain’t it, kid
that ain’t it, kid

fixed the ch-ssis
“how do you do!”
life turned into and
endless medley of
“gee, it had to be you!”
why?

t-ts and -ss!
where the cupboard once was bare
now you knock and someone’s there
you have got ’em, hey
top to bottom, hey

it’s a gas!
just a dash of silicone
shake your new maracas and you’re fine!
t-ts and -ss can change your life
they sure changed mine!

you’re all looking at my now t-ts, aren’t you?

have it all done
honey, take my word
grab a cab, c’mon
see the wizard on
park and seventy-third
for

t-ts and -ss
orchestra and balcony
what they want
is what ya see
keep the best of you
do the rest of you

pits or cl-ss
i have never seen it fail
debutante, or chorus girl, or wife

t-ts and -ss
yes, t-ts and -ss
have changed my life!



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