a stray catalyst - a thanksgiving carol lyrics
every year we celebrate
upon a late november date
abundance of a harvest great
by giving thanks for many things
with family consume the vittles
eat the steak hot off the griddle
add some inches to our middles
feast for one night like a king
we’re conversatin’ as we dine
the topics are just asanine
but that’s okay because there’s wine
and dessert’s comin’ up, so we’rе feelin’ fine
but pretty soon we’ll comе to hate
the very foods that graced our plates
just days ago we gladly ate
the echoes of a glorious meal:
the dried up turkey leaves us parched
the gravy is a clump of starch
and pumpkin pie served à la carte
just doesn’t have the same appeal
[“turkey in the straw” interlude]
so in the garbage goes the ham hock
h+ll if it was made by gran’ma
can we at least save the eggnog?
(’cause wasting liquor is a sin.)
now, time to start the christmas shoppin’
next year we’ll have long forgotten
leftovers we let go rotten
so we do it all again
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