a very potter sequel - harry freakin' potter lyrics
ron:
you’re harry freakin’ potter!
you don’t understand
you’re a legend, man,
to us all!
every son and daughter–
ron & the kids: [spoken] “safe!”
ron:
… from you-know-who,
all because of you!
you were small,
but i wonder if you can recall…
[chorus: oooo…]
ron:
long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] “voldemort”
was super cruel…
harry:
[spoken] “voldemort?”
the kids:
[gasp!] “shhh!!!”
chorus: oooo…]
ron:
… tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool…
even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it’s story we enjoy to tell….
ron & the kids:
you’re harry freakin’ potter!
we don’t prefer gandalf,
merlin, or oz,
you’re a whole lot hotter!
with that lighting scar,
you’re a superstar to us all!
if we’re in trouble we know who to call!
[dance break]
rita skeeter:
you’re harry freakin’ potter!
i wouldn’t wince at all,
you’re invincible to all harm!
like betty crocker–
rita skeeter & the kids:
[oooh!]
rita:
… i wanna eat you up!
no one’ll beat you up
with that charm!
remember, harry, kid,
you’re the boss,
you’re the king,
you’re the bomb!
harry:
but this is all so sad,
i mean, my mom and dad
were killed, long ago…
the kids:
[long ago they died!]
harry:
… i wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all i know…
chorus:
[… all he knows, that’s why–]
harry:
i never thought i’d be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late…
i guess it’s time for me step up to the plate
and show ’em that i’m something great!
i’m harry freakin’ potter!
i’ll do what i can
if what you say i am is true!
i can’t be bothered
by my awful past,
i’ve found at last
something i can do,
so it’s time i knew
exactly who i am…
i’m harry freakin’ potter!
the kids:
you’re harry freakin’ potter!
harry & the kids
i’m/you’re harry freakin’ potter–
harry:
… and i’m the man!
the kids:
[ahhhhhh]
harry & the kids:
[spoken] “harry freakin’ potter!”
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