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a_master_ez - garden hoes lyrics

[intro: dj derrick j]
awraight ladies and gentlemen
it would behoove you to check this fly sh-t out
word to my nephew kevin
download my new mixtape on datpiff.com
help a brother out
but enough of that sh-t
a_master_ez, show these fools how it’s done

verse 1: a_master_ez[]
f-ck a b-tch in the back yard
she a garden ho
when i finish she still want mo
yelling master ez, i can’t go slower
leafs on the gr-ss but i got a leaf blower
orange tree, vitamin c
master ez, vitamin d
if money talks then im multilingual
so many b-tches but i stay single
drink water, but wait.. i ain’t thirsty
wake up early, f-ck her firstly

[verse 2: resosa]
hoes in the garden
i call them garden hoes
i make it rain, and when i do, it never snows
my career has many highs and zero lows
the verses i spit keep my audience on the tip of their toes
enough about toes
and more about these garden hoes
these hoes are sneaky
sometimes they get a little freaky
they live in the garden
-ss so nice, makes me harden
-ss almost as good as my bars
my words are so influential, they could start wars
my rhymes so good i could ghostwrite for nas
too bad jay electron is already filling that role
take my anger out on the garden ho’s hole
then beat up a ginger cause they got no soul
end up at a strip club and watch them b-tchez grind the pole
garden hoes
garden hoes
that’s just how it goes

[verse 3: hk ultra]
all my verses are lyrical murder, these some grim reaper flows
got wifey in the bed, but the garden is where i keep the hoes
might hire slade’s uncle to garden them
also tofu, he be guardin them
hk has a soft heart, but he’s still hard with them
they’re rude when they’re nude, please pardon them
there are many females on planet earth that i have kissed
i lost count, i need to make a list
mia malkova, madison ivy, tori black
sophie dee, bree olson, christy mack
a few more that still haven’t hit me back
f-ck kendrick, i bet he won’t diss me back
he’s scared, he knows messing with me is a scary blunder
i make lisa ann wanna marry younger
got so many hoes it’s an imaginary number
and they make it rain even while they’re shaving, call it hairy thunder

[verse 4: kalsemari]

[verse 5: sbk]
water plants , but i ain’t no gardener
write this verse, then i go back to banging her
she gets really amused
don’t get this sh-t confused
your not a person your delicious food
no matter your place, birth, or religious views
all you n-ggas getting chewed
i eat a rapper, fitted cap first and then i spit out his tennis shoes
missing screws in my top, i don’t have the patience
i grab the chop and leave you n-ggas eradicated
i never let the doctor give me shots i’m unvaccinated
and i got small pox you can have a blanket
get -ss-ssinated and get left with broken bones
if you go in the woods make sure you don’t go alone
i’m f-cking b-tches in a mobile home
like a mutated n-gga from the hills have eyes with no trojan on
this is paranormal activity with a dagger
i got paranormal tendencies y’all just a pair of normal rappers
so why you talking like you not defenseless?
i punch you ten times in the mouth
and have your p-ssy -sses hoppin fences
i got suspended for a few weeks in the 8th grade
when the princ-p-l caught me on the street tryna spray paint
i bought a dozen eggs from safeway
and threw them at the m-th-f-ckas house on the same day
you can get it the same way
i’m making b-tch n-ggas walk the plank
in crocodile infested water mixed with toxic waste
bury you alive with a camera strapped across your face
then come back 2 weeks later and watch the tape
you cried like a b-tch trying to make the coffin break
you died like a b-tch instead of trying to concentrate
i’m here to depopulate on the red carpet with a sniper rifle
taking out any n-gga you nominate
so if you see me as soon as you turn the news on
chances are i laid a n-gga down like a futon
while you at work dealing with groceries and coupons
i got your b-tch tossing my salad p-ss the croutons

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