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a$am hunty - gingerbread man lyrics

[intro: sung, spoken]
all i want for christmas
something that i’ve never known
not asking for the world
just want my heart to have a home
i’m waiting at your chimney
but your fire stays alight
i guess i’ll spend another year
alone at christmastime
you know what? f+ck that!
[verse one: rapped]
i found your ass on holiday, now come and pound this ass all holidays
your body’s ripped like wrapping tape, i’ll climb aboard like santa’s sleigh
my chimney’s tight, my hearth awaits your wood all up in my fireplace
big jingle bells, i wanna play, now stuff my stocking with your candy cane
i love the taste, i love the curve, give this little drummer boy what i deserve
on the naughty list, got my just deserts, ain’t talking coal when i say it burns
you crave the saccharine, just desserts, unsavoury acts to quench your thirst
my fruitcake firm and fit to serve, needs decoration from your frosting first
temptation hurts, come l!ck the tray, my cinnamon stick and candied dates
no parchment paper when i bake, my shortbread biscuit well worth the wait
raw cookie dough, mine’s sweet but safe, this egg+free recipe is all it takes
now l!ck your lips and clean your plate, come sample this festive buffet
you’re blown away, you’ve never felt this satisfaction from a toy yourself
let’s bring it home, i’m taking shelter, a snowstorm is coming, i can tell
come in the back door, ring the bell, then stay the night, you may as well
we’re home alone, mischievous elf, it’s cold outside but you’re hot as h+ll

[chorus: sung]
your gift is better left unwrapped, i know you’ll understand
i’ll let you stuff my turkey once you’ve maple glazed my ham
your custard coats my christmas pudding perfectly to plan
now let’s get baked and make this boy a gingerbread man

[verse two: rapped]
it’s an innuendo with an overtone, double entendre, that’s twice the snow
come warm me up, my lips are cold, kiss me down under the mistletoe
your eggnog flows and soothes my soul when i feel it going down my throat
move your north pole to my south hole, got me feeling like a real ho ho ho
don’t take it slow, no time to rest, we’re still expecting our dinner guests
this vixen blitzin’ like a fighter jet, or a comet cupid fired at your chest
start getting dressed, i’ve made a mess on your new versace sweater vest
i’m so impressed, your bros are blessed, come run a train, polar express
you’re still the best, très magnifique, no stocking filler in your boxer briefs
these ornaments are all i’ll need adorning my whole christmas tree
if santa sees us when we sleep, our voyeur ought to have saved a seat
our milk and cookies make a treat for once upon a christmas eve
he’s taking flight before he finds an empty sack and no kids’ delight
my sled is ready for another ride, no sugar+plums dancing in my mind
take a swan dive in my yuletide like you’re my true love on the seventh night
one last surprise, why not try a slice of my nicely spiced giant pumpkin pie
[chorus: sung]
your gift is better left unwrapped, i know you’ll understand
i’ll let you stuff my turkey once you’ve maple glazed my ham
your custard coats my christmas pudding perfectly to plan
now let’s get baked and make this boy a gingerbread man
your snowman nose is frozen, so i’ll warm it with my hand
i’ll let you burst my bon bon, hope the prize inside is grand
you’re cast as my nutcracker, we’ll keep practising our dance
then let’s get baked and make this boy a gingerbread man

[outro: sung, spoken]
all i want for christmas is my two front t++th around your yule log treat then get laid like a wreath
i want you to bust me open every d+mn day of december like a motherf+cking advent calendar
deck the halls with jingle b+lls then come d+ck down my bussy walls
+cackles+
did you know the ghost of christmas future was originally known as the ghost of christmas yet to come?
well… let’s just say after their visits, i’m not the only one whose world was changed…
thanks for the d+ckings, d+ckens!
+cackles+

- aam hunty lyrics

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