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a$ap gay - the ballad of a$ap gay lyrics

[intro]
they call me a$ap g-y, maybe ya heard of me
they say my flow’s like a crime, cause it’s rapey and murdery
it’s truly absurd of me to drop down to your degree
cause chances of you winning really never occurred to me
yes i’m the secret weapon of the a$ap crew
payback you, give everyone a maybach too
always making these n-ggas jealous, probably cause of my riches
plus i’m constantly getting -ss, and occasionally b-tches
they can’t exterminate my s-x like i’m a boning pest
they like me, i want em to love me like ronan’s chest
remember when the crew found me they sighted the best?
and now my d-ck is a soph0m-re, excited for quest

[verse 1: a$ap g-y]
now let me take you through a day in the life of g-y
i wake up c-nt-pirate put my egg on his face
from excellent head, this n-gga call it breakfast in bed
slip him some meds then i f-ck him till he’s s-xually dead
and then i probably go to school, take some cl-ss and sh-t
p-ss a b-tch and tell her that her -ss is thick
i like her smile so i wanna see her afro t-ts
and that’s why kelsey’s -ss is in a casket
now at this point i’m cold, like a frosty touch
lunchtime, daily diet of mcdonalds and poon
with a maps in your back pocket nothing costs too much
no pants, no lenses, make the lesbos swoon

[verse 2]
ooh, school’s out and i’m feeling right
cause every weekday for g-y is a friday night, uh
and sh-t’s going down like diarrhea
so i take a two-hour shower like i just f-cked pia
and when i’m clean i’m ready to straight bounce
cause g-y is going high and low looking to mount
a cutie with a booty that’s hot for young latino
with an average-sized d-ck for a middle-aged chino
and now i’m up in the club loving the sound
of the music blasting while dat -ss hitting the ground
i see a b-tch at the bar, that’s when i found
that tonight the f-cking sun ain’t the only thing going down
haha, for real, economy’s in the dumps
seven dollars for a shot? i’d rather contract mumps

[verse 3]
anyways, back to the b-tch drinking gin
devil in a red dress, g-y’s s-x is a sin
and from behind, i needed that sh-t now
beautiful brown hair, and a booty like wow!
and i’m -ssuming her face is mad cute
what about her personality? yeah well, that too
little did i know, the girl was bad news;
tried to look up her dress, i see a dragon tattoo!
kathy, f-ck are you doing in my ballad?
what you think i’m doing? twerking and looking valid!
yolo-swag, this club is so sick!
tryna’ get me a slice of that spick rick d-ck
okay, we get it, you’re comically sl-tty
it’s honestly nutty guys finger you like quality putty
but for the f-cking last time, julian is no more
i’m a$ap g-y, you c-nt-f-g-wh0r-!

[bridge: a$ap g-y]
ugh, speeding out of that club without a license
breaking down in the alley having a crisis
what if life as a rapper shouldn’t be like this?
what if i had s-x with a woman and then i liked it?
what if aidan hone had any friends?
what would have happened if candace actually had m&m’s?
n0body wanna help me make this living h-ll a heaven
and you know every b-tch sleazy, word to eight by seven
so kids, who down on they luck like g-y is
listen up, lose the frown, and let me say this
i went through a hard time but i heard the music
now i’m only making hits like i’m abusive
omg, where were we?
let’s bring it back to the topic- lemon party
so if your skin’s caucasian, then grab a sharpie
and if your d-ck’s a virgin, then grab a barbie
and if you’re ready take a seat happily
put your b-n-rs in the air, and repeat after me!

[outro]
when i say a$ap, you say g-y!
a$ap! (f-ggot!)
a$ap! (k!ll yourself!)
now when i say lemon, you say party!
lemon! (shut the f-ck up!)
lemon! (i can’t believe he’s making me listen to this stupid lemon party piece of sh-t!)

haha, figg get the money!

- aap gay lyrics

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