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aaron fraser-nash - cursed buzz lightyear sing a song lyrics

[intro: spoken: woody, buzz]
“ah uh, get me out of these restraints!”

calm down woody

we got some news for you

your andy… do you remember? he passed away i’m so sorry

it seems you’ve been heading into a depression

the last two weeks you’ve just been rambling on about “i’ll k!ll you or something”
you weren’t making any sense and you sounded like a child
but we got you on some meds and we’ve been visiting you everyday, bringing you barbie’s thanksgiving plastic turkey roast set
you’ve been coming back around recently so we wanted to update you on what’s been going on…

oh and bo peep was mutilated, you broke her in one of your blind rages

no!!!

[pre+chorus]
i’m buzz lightyear and
i got a little secret to tell you…..

[verse 1: buzz, woody]
woody i’m so sorry that it had to come to this
but you were getting violent, bo peep she’s in bits
you hacked her apart with your toy chain saw
in the middle of the floor, all the other toys saw
the gang worked together had to fight to restrain you
you ripped out one of rex’s eyes but we made do
jessie got a real hammer to knock you out
that’s when we put you in this bed and tied you down

the thing is woody everybody saw it coming
since your owner died your mental health’s been declining
everyday you’d be drunk and looking kind of ill
but now your tied up they’re all happy and can chill

i’ve taken over leadership of all andy’s toys
i’m sure you understand, this brings me little joy
but guess what woody? i’ve been poisoning your tea
for many many weeks, and i k!lled andy

“noooo!!”

[pre+chorus]
i’m buzz lightyear and
i got a little secret to tell you

i’m buzz lightyear and
i’m the one who made woody go cuckoo

[chorus]
i got a game to play
we play it everyday
pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake
i’m done being a toy
to infinity with all my lies
got woody to commit crimes
i’m the master of the gaslight
i’m done being a toy

[verse 2]
you’re just a goody goody two shoes, woody, would he k!ll fools?
of course he would he just needed a boost
that’s why i drugged him with the rabies from scooby doo
slipped it in his tea, his coffee and all his food

you been sheriff too long, now i’ll have the power
were out of this dump and onto something better
i’m an astronaut, made to explore
i’m fed up of being tossed around and strewn across the floor

the plan was to gaslight, manipulate and trick you
into a violent rage but you were just too cool
so i drugged you and stitched you, spread rumours about you
now they can’t wait to all bid you adieu

i let the drugs wear off once you were tied down to tell you
we’re all packed up and set to leave real soon
oh and i left the gas on, for andy’s mourning mom
she’ll light a cigarette and you’ll both go duke caboom
[chorus]
i got a game to play
we play it everyday
pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake
i’m done being a toy

to infinity with all my lies
got woody to commit crimes
i’m the master of the gaslight
i’m done being a toy

[bridge: buzz, woody]
the best part of k!lling andy was making you think you did it
wanna know how i did it, you idiot?
i used your lasso, made a noose on the door frame
as soon as andy walked through, with wings i swung like a plane

he hovered off the ground, rope around his throat
kicking as tears ran down his cheeks so slow
the saddest part is you witnessed it all
you sat there doped up in the middle of the floor

he reached out for your help, he pleaded woody please?!
“come to life just this one time for me?!”
i watched every second smiling cheek to cheek
just like i am now seeing you so angry

but i gotta go bye bye, out the window i fly
as explosions echo in my wake just behind
woody flies across the street broke, burnt and beat
we walk off but behind us the dead rises to his feet

“buzz…”

[chorus]
i got a game to play
we play it everyday
pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake
i’m done being a toy

to infinity with all my lies
got woody to commit crimes
i’m the master of the gaslight
i’m done being a toy

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