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aaron fraser-nash - peter griffin sings a song about shaking the poom poom lyrics

[verse 1: peter]
yo, all the ladies with the b+tts the size of this gut
shake it like you shake your babies when they act up
i don’t really give a what+what, jiggle up, jiggle down
move the cellulite like a prostitute that gets around
it’s time to party, peeps, i popped a pill and p++ped a pizza
we’re celebrating the death of my godawful daughter
oh my dear meg, you will not be missed
hi, i’m peter griffin, and this ain’t even my lowest

[chorus: peter, quagmire, brian]
twerk it for pеter
twerk it for petеr
hands on your knees and then eat some pizza
twerk it for peter
twerk it for peter
dropkick a squirrel than report yourself to peta
goddammit, peter, that squirrel was my cat
how’d you like it if i kicked brian to get you back
uh, technically, kicking me’s against the law and that’s a fact
yeah, i’m definitely kicking your dog, he’s a pretentious tw+t

[verse 2: peter, the weeknd]
how the h+ll i leave maccie’s with three extra patties?
“free of charge,” he said, “for being such a fatty”
well i never! offended, i just had to leave
drive away eating as tears stream down my cheeks
cause a head+on collision with a rage+stricken chicken
i should probably not have ridden with a blind ninja gibbon
the weeknd at the traffic lights witnessed it all
why’s he pointing and laughing? oh a kid died, lol
everybody knows it’s the funniest thing
when tragic tragedies are happening
don’t ever invite me to a funeral
can’t make it to the wake, i break at the vestibule
okay, wow, that’s eye+opening
the weeknd has laughing fits at funerals, kinda shocking
but more importantly, where’s my burger? oh no
the weeknd picks me up and says “we’ll go to domino’s”
[chorus: peter, quagmire, brian]
twerk it for peter
twerk it for peter
hands on your knees and then eat some pizza
twerk it for peter
twerk it for peter
dropkick a squirrel than report yourself to peta
goddammit, peter, that squirrel was my cat
how’d you like it if i kicked brian to get you back
uh, technically, kicking me’s against the law and that’s a fact
yeah, i’m definitely kicking your dog, he’s a pretentious tw+t

[verse 3: stewie]
it’s the stew dog, stew meister, stewella deville
got a bigger k!ll count than samuel little
daddy watched dahmer and put a man on the grill
but i’ve been cooking m+f+s since i left mummy’s hole
i built weapons, i built time machines and i crossdress
some say that i’m more g+nius than rick sanchez
if you put me on the mic, i’m gon’ tell it like it is
taylor swift is mid, and that’s at best

[bridge: peter]
okay, well, the baby’s, uh, been rambling on about something
some nice goo+goo ga+gas there, stewie
shall we get back to my pizza situation?
[verse 4: peter, the weeknd]
abel insists that we go to domino’s
but i told him i can’t ‘cuz i spent all my dough
he says not to worry, he’s got a plan, just follow
then he pulls out a couple pistols akimbo
“godd+mn, you’re cool,” he points a gun at my face
i’ll shoot this fat f++k if you don’t give me a taste
one pepperoni pizza and make it real big
this man needs to eat, just look at his stomach
uh, mr. the weeknd, i appreciate the gesture
but maybe we could do it in a less insulting manner?
he puts the pizza in my mouth and says “it was my pleasure”
we walk out the parlor and then people start to gather
i don’t understand, do they like seeing me eating?
why are women flocking to us and then stripping?
it’s just ladies looking crazy, abel, i’m frightened
that’s the power of the weeknd

[chorus: peter, the weeknd, lois, stewie]
twerk it for peter
twerk it for peter
hands on your knees and then eat some pizza
twerk it for peter
twerk it for peter
dropkick a squirrel than report yourself to peta
goddammit, peter, that squirrel was stewie
he’s probably got brain damage, he’s trying to chew his t++th
goo+goo+ga+ga+ga, must+must k!ll mommy
oh my god that’s hilarious, that’s definitely a brain+damaged baby

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