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achampnator - deutsche bahn [english version] lyrics

ladies and gentlemen, the ice to frankfurt/main
arrives divergent at the opposite platform
departure of that train was 14:02
though, it wasn’t because it’s already half past two
unfortunately with us most things are different from what you expect:
today we attached the wagons the wrong way
the wagon sequence is directly the opposite of plan…
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn!

ladies and gentlemen, this is your train manager speaking
i’m not able to speak in a normal way
but nevertheless you get the service that you are accustomed to:
first german and then english, with heavy accent
first of all i want to recommend + without hiding my disgust +
the offer of our onboard bistro:
meatloaf and softdrink for € 7.10
before have fun in the queue

ladies and gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
with crazy prices
on ramshackle tracks
we spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering :
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn!

ladies and gentlemen, we can’t continue our journey
because there’s a cow on the rails
but please keep us loving
we just were too long a public enterprise
if you want to use the lavatory
we suggest to clean it yourself
the best way is to use a bottle of dettol
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn!
ladies and gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
with crazy prices
on ramshackle tracks
we spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering:
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn!

ladies and gentlemen, because most times no one understand them
the heating constantly is out of order
otherwise air conditioners are ready for you
but they only work up to 32° c
we have a theory, but the proof is missing:
in winter it’s getting cold and in summer it’s getting hot
experience cold shock and delirium with us +
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn

ladies and gentlemen, thank you for travelling with us
with crazy prices
on ramshackle tracks
we spontaneously thank for your capacity for suffering:
thank you for traveling with deutsche bahn!

- achampnator lyrics

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