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acid witch - pranks lyrics

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listen now, the witch doth speak
to those not interested in the treats
forlorn with age, the mind does rot
and candy treats, they thrill you not

more maligned for mischief?
i’ll teach you now some dirty tricks
for those who seek to cast revenge
for your foes, the fun does end

pranks
when the kidding stops
that’s when the k!lling starts
horrid hijinks on hallow’s eve
pranks of cruelty

start with vulgar cranks on the phone
call them when they’re all alone
tell them that you’rе in their house
then snip thе lines so the power’s out

now take that sparking power cord
and wrap it around the kn+b of the door
so when they go to make an escape
ten thousand volts to immolate
last gasps and rasps from convulsing goo
just like a bag of flaming poo
and i think you know just what to do
stomp the face out with your shoe

how to solve the problem of the body?
take it to a random halloween party
tell everyone there it’s just a prop
that you got it from the costume shop

dissect and dice up the vital organs
and serve them to the guest as hors d’oeuvres
anything left now of the corpse?
leave under the neighbor’s porch

pranks
when treats are just a bore
and you burn for something more
this wicked witch has jokes in store
of splattered f+cking gore

one more goof on newborn parents
but i don’t know if i should share this
even for a hag, it’s quite abhorrent
’cause in their crib, you place a rodent
rabid, starved, a vicious beast
sics on flesh, a supple feast
when they come to check on the brat
they only find a well+fed rat
ah
pranks
when the kidding stops
that’s when the k!lling starts
horrid hijinks on hallow’s eve
pranks of cruelty

pranks
when treats are just a bore
and you burn for something more
this wicked witch has jokes in store
of splattered f+cking gore

- acid witch lyrics

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