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adam kay - london underground lyrics

some people might like to get a train to work,
or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
some guys like to travel in by bus,
but i can’t be bothered with the fuss today.
i’m gonna take my bike,
‘cos, once again, the tube’s on strike.
the greedy b-st-rds want extra pay,
for sitting on their -rs- all day,
even though they earn 30k.
so, i’m standing here in the pouring rain:
where the f-ck’s my f-cking train?!

london underground, (london underground)
they’re all lazy, f-cking, useless c-nts.
london underground, (london underground)
they’re all greedy c-nts, i wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

all they say is, ‘please mind the doors.”,
and they learned that on the two-day course.
this job could be done by a -two–year-old,
they just leave us freezing in the cold.
what you smell is what you get,
burger king and p-ss and sweat.
you roast to death in the boiling heat,
with tourists treading on your feet
and chewing gum on every seat.
so, don’t tell me to mind the gap:
i want my f-cking money back!

london underground, (london underground)
they’re all lazy, f-cking, useless c-nts.
london underground, (london underground)
they’re all greedy c-nts, i wanna shoot them all with a rifle.

la, la, la, la.
la, la, la, la.

the floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
every platform has a f-cking tramp.
but the drivers get the day off, when we’re all late for work again.

london underground, (london underground)
wa-wa-w-nkers, they’re all w-nkers.
london underground, (london underground)
take your oystercard, and shove it up your -rs-hole.

- adam kay lyrics

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