adam sandler - dee wee (my friend the massive idiot) lyrics
he said he’d be here at seven
the clock just hit 7:22
it’s too cold outside
to wait for my ride
watching mama try out a new doo (bruins)
he said he’d be here at seven
but it just hit 7:35 (already?)
here in brockton, m-ss.,
i got my thumb in my -ss
mama’s combing up a big beehive (celtics)
where the f-ck is he?
where the f-ck is he?
the b-tch doesn’t even bother calling
even though it’s 7:44 (i fell asleep, pally)
i’m feeling kinda antsy
mama’s getting fancy
slicking back a wet pompadour (red sox)
he said he’d be here at seven
it’s closing in on 8:01 (trimmin’ the ã‚â’stache, kid)
me lookin’ like a sap
in a wool knit cap
mama’s next move is a bun (f-ckin’ patriots)
where the f-ck is he? (my pants are still in the dryer, dude)
where the f-ck is he? (i couldn’t find my f-ckin’ snowboots, pal)
i wish i had a car (huge, huge hangover)
oh, no (m-ssive hailstorm, m-ssive hailstorm, m-ssive)
that stupid little punk
he’s probably f-ckin’ drunk
i bet he drank a case
wanna pop him in the face right now
mama’s eyebrow
wicked good
wicked good (oh, god)
wicked good
wicked good (f-ck yeah)
wicked good
wicked good (p-sser?)
well my friend is still a no-show
and i’m getting’ f-cking p-ssed (why?)
ã‚â’cause i could’ve gone with charlie
in the side of his harley
mama’s on the phone with a stylist (f-ck charlie!)
so i guess i ain’t going out tonight
ã‚â’cause the digits say 12:09 (sh-t-faced)
but call the operator
ã‚â’cause one perm later
mama’s hair sure do look fine (heffenreffer!!!)
where the f-ck
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