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adam sandler - fatty mcgee lyrics

fatty mcgee

[talking quietly]
[m1:] “ms. murphy is such a pain, man.”
[m2:] “we just had a test a week ago.
now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!”
[m1:] “and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.”
[m2:] “well we better study our b-tts off.”
[m1:] “well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.”
[m2:] “ok, enough talking, let’s study!”
[m1:] “all right.”
[turning pages]

[heavy steps]
[m2:] “uh oh”
[m1:] “oh no! fatty mcgee is coming.
we’ll never get any studying done with him in the library.”
[heavy steps continue]
[m2:] “oh god, he’s taking the stairs!
that means he’s going to be way out of breath!”

[fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[m1:] “oh no, he’s going to sit with us.”
[fatty: annoying whining voice] “hey fellas, studying for the big test?”
[m1:] “uh, yes fatty, we were.”
[fatty: still trying to catch breath] “great! i’ll join ya.”
[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[m2:] “hey fatty, why don’t you go to the bathroom ’till you catch your breath?”
[fatty:] “no, no, i’m catching it!”
[fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[m1:] “ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we’re trying to concentrate.”
[fatty: continuing to wheeze and whine louder] “sure, no problem.”
[m1:] “oh man.”
[fatty: still snorting and whining loudly]
“this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.”
[whining continues even louder]
[m1:] “yes fatty, we know, we just said that.”
[wheezing continues a little softer]
[m2:] “fatty! please keep it down!”

[fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[m2:] “is he sleeping!?”
[m1:] “no, it’s his deviated sceptum.
seriously fatty, keep the breathing down.”
[snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[m2:] “ahh geez fatty, what’s wrong with you!?”
[fatty: pausing, snorting] “i’m trying.”
[whining continues]
[m1:] “fatty, you know what’s going to happen!
stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!”
[whining gets higher and higher until it’s continuous]
[m2:] “oh no, that one’s going to do it!”

[fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their h-rns, sirens reeling]
[m2:] “fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!”
[fatty: continuing his loud annoying whine] “i’m sorry!”
[fireman ray:] “fire! man the building!”
[m1:] “sorry fireman ray, it’s not the fire alarm.”
[fireman ray:] “fatty mcgee, is that you again!?”
[fatty: stillin whining annoyingly] “yes.” [snort] “sorry.” [snort]
[fireman ray:] “didn’t we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?”
[fatty: whiney voice] “but i like the stairs!”
[fireman ray: annoyed] “why!?”
[fatty: still whining horribly] “they’re fun!”
[fireman ray:] “oh fatty mcgee, you’re the fattest!”
[everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[raspberry]

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