adam sandler – gay robot lyrics
p-ss the f-ckin ball!
what an idiot!
f-ck it, i’m gonna go get another beer. you guys want one?
h-llo?… yeah, yeah, cool, we’re all just hangin out… alright
who was that, some chicks?
nah, it was my neighbor, his robot’s comin over
yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
yo, we’re out of hunnyduffers so i grabbed a couple of gooseheads…
okay, that’s cool…
wait, so the robot’s gay?
gay robot’s comin over?
oh, dude, you gotta see this, he’s insane with football stats
hey guys… what’s up?
hey, good to see ya gay robot…
gay robot in the house!
word up… what’s the score, f-ckers?
giants are eatin sh-t in the third quarter, it’s 24-8 miami…
don’t worry, the giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers…
they’ll come back and win by three
i love it!
f-ck you guys!
who’s the new guy?
oh, that’s my friend john.
hey john… sweet hat!
uh… thanks… what’s goin on?
you know… just chillin… can i suck your d-ck?
no, no, no, no, he’s okay, gay robot…
that was funny…
the gay robot gets a little h-rny cause he doesn’t know any
gay guys around here…
oh, i see…
oh, i can’t believe you dropped that! do something, henderson,
you fat f-ck!
hey! that was very offensive to me!
why? you’re not fat…
i thought you said f-g!
no, i wouldn’t say that, i said fat…
i guess if you fist f-ck me, we’ll be even!
no, i’m not gay, gay robot…
i thought you said you were?
no… you know i never said that…
i know, i was just rousing you! good times! good times guys!
hey, gay robot’s havin a good time!
so how do you think the eagles are gonna do this season, gay robot?
let’s find out! (whirring, beeping noises) says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the eagles will finish a dismal 7-9
what? no way!
deal with it
the gay robot knows his sh-t, man
now will someone blow it on my face?
n-body’s gay here but you, gay robot, so let’s just watch some
look, i’m not here to bring the party down… it’s just… i run
on s-m-n… without it, i could die… help me to live fellas…
jerk off in my mouth immediatly… please, my circuits are
shorting… starting to fade already… see a light… going
you’re makin this up, gay robot!
my bad! you got me! hahaha… good times!
so does he eat food like us… human people?
yeah, he can eat food…
ya want some tortilla chips, gay robot?
sounds great, john. can i dip them in your -ss?
i’m all set, thanks
what the f-ck?! the reception’s all fuzzy!
are you kidding me?
don’t panic… i can fix it
oh hey! that’s right! i love it, work your robot magic, fix that sh-t!
okay, here’s the problem!
my man! what is it?
your c-ck’s not in my -sshole!
aww…. maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, gay robot…
alright… i’ll go… we’ll just whack each other off and i’ll bail
not gonna happen
later gay robot
oh no! look what happened! my robo-c-ck fell out of my pants!
oh, sh-t, he’s got a b-n-r!!
come on, gay robot!!!
(door opens and closes)
hey gay robot
hey mr. chasen… can i suck your d-ck?