adam sandler – piece of shit car lyrics
here we go
no no no (whoo ooh)
piece of sh-t car,
i gotta piece of sh-t car
that f-cking pile of sh-t
never gets me very far.
my cars a big piece of sh-t
cause the shocks are f-cking shot,
and my seatbelts f-ckin broken,
i got to tie em in a knot. (its a piece of sh-t)
i can’t see through the windshield
cause it’s got a big f-cking crack,
and the interrior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back. (its a piece of sh-t)
(piece of sh-t car) piece of sh-t car
(hes gotta piece of sh-t car)
it sucks royal d-ck (that f-ckin pile of sh-t, never gets him very far)
oh f-ck you car.
its got no cd player,
its only got the 8-track.
whoever designed my car
can lick my sweaty nut sack. (they can bite his -ss too)
and i got no f-cking brakes,
im always way out of control,
11 times a day i hear “hey watch it -sshole” (you f-cking piece of sh-t).
(piece of sh-t car)
i’ve got a piece of sh-t car (hes got a piece of sh-t car).
diesel gas sucks my -ss! (that f-cking pile of sh-t)
that pile of metal sh-t (never gets him very far.)
oh what the f-ck did i do,
what the f-ck did i do,
what the f-ck did i do,
to get stuck with you?
you’re too wide for drive-thru
and you smell like the shoe,
but im too broke to buy something new.
ah f-ck me.
the engine likes to flood,
the car always f-cking stalls,
and the seat cushions got a big rip
so a spring always pokes the b-lls. (ouch ouch ouch)
plus the doorlocks are busted,
i got to use a f-cking coat hanger. (what a pain in his -ss)
and if a girlie sees my car,
there’s no chance i’ll ever bang her. (he’ll never ever get the p-ssy)
hey shut up!
(piece of sh-t car)
you piece of sh-t car. (hes gotta piece of sh-t car)
you piece of sh-t car (piece of sh-t car)
bald f-cking tires (hes got a piece of sh-t car)
no rearview f-cking mirror (piece of sh-t car)
73 colors (hes got apiece of sh-t car)
f-cking rag for a gas cap (piece of sh-t car)
tailpipe making sparks fly everywhere (piece of sh-t car)
whoaaaa the whole town thinks im a loser (piece of sh-t car)
give me a push!
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