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adam sandler - she comes home to me lyrics

though i have been a fool for love
i have finally made my score
i got a girl, and i don’t mean to boast
but she loves me the most
even though she’s a highly paid wh-r-
she’ll give head to a sheep
she can stuff three c-cks in her cheek
but she comes home to me
she’ll do the groom and the best man
she’ll slap your -ss in the back of a van
but she comes home to me
she could f-ck nine guys in a row
but still have a tenth for me
and i’m the only one who gets to kiss them lips
unless you pay an extra fifty
so mister, don’t you fall in love
cause i’m the only cat who doesn’t wear a glove
since her heart belongs to me
she has a throat that just won’t quit
she can take all of it
and still have room for your b-lls
but she shops in the malls for me
she’ll say twelve then call back and say one
but i don’t care i know it’s just work not fun
when she blows you, jack
don’t you think she’s not thinking of me
she’ll go down on a yack, lick a horse’s n-ts-ck
but strictly for the cash
and it’s only me who doesn’t pay a fee
to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
(put a water bottle in her gash)
she’ll let you suck her nips till they’re leakin’
but don’t you dare try to go antique-ing
cause she does that with me
her p-ssy’s sweet as honey
but when she moans, it’s just for the money
unless she’s sittin’ on me
she’ll cram your -sshole with a mouse
but she won’t do it in our house
tough luck, jack
she knows that don’t fly with me
she might eat your wife’s box
but she won’t tell ya where you left your socks
she rolled up and down your fat pr-ck
but it was me who took her to the meg ryan flick
she’s got a face full of nuts
and a mouth full of c-cks
she’s done seal, larry king, four new kids on the block,
she blew the winnepeg jets right after a game
but they never got to know her actual name
on your face she will p-ss
on your chest she might p–p
but she won’t prepare her famous vegetable soup
that’s simply reserved..
oh she’ll bite ya, she’ll spank ya
but she’ll never thank you for free
cause baby… comes home to me.
comin’ home!!

- adam sandler lyrics

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