adam sandler - shower lyrics
[intro]
here we go
yeah. shoop!
(i love you)
[verse]
i am a grown man
p+ssing in the shower in my house
yes, i am a grown man
p+ssing in the shower in my house
i have no respect for my family
my kids will take a bath in here today
i know i should go to the toilet
but the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far away
i said the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far
once when i was drunk, i
took a p+ss in the kitchen sink
but i prefer the shower
my wife’s loofah is starting to stink
when my kids go to school in the morning
they smell like they’re soaking in p+ss
sometimes before i shower
(sometimes before i shower)
i eat some asparagus
i am an animal
i am a destroyer
they caught me p+ssing in my neighbor’s pool
and now i have to get a lawyer
it was worth it
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