adam sandler – the boss and the secretary lyrics
louise?
yes, sir?
i want ya in here right now!
i’ll be right in.
d-mn straight you’ll be right in
what do you need, sir?
what do i need? you know what i need
uh, no i don’t, sir
i want you to come on over here, fish my c-ck out of these
trousers, and suck on it for a while!
sir, i don’t think i can do something like that!
oh, you can and you will, b-tch! kneel down, now!
what if someone comes in?
you think i give a flying f-ck about that sh-t? you get over
here and you start suckin it!
well, alright…
yeah! yeah, that’s it! reach in there! reach in there and get
yourself some candy
okay…
okay, a little lower, though…
umm… alright…
little… little lower…
yeah?
no, to the left!
left?
d-mn, b-tch, do i gotta do everything? pull down my pants!
o.. okay…
now the tighty whities, pull that sh-t down too
mmmm….
watch out now, here it comes! boing! now what you think of that?
what do i think of what?
this! my ding-a-ling! come on, play with the sh-t a little
uh, okay…
lower, baby! gettin warmer…
okay…
let me pull the fatty rolls apart, spring that sh-t out for ya
yeah, that would help
whoop, there it is!
haha… what the f-ck is that?
play with the sh-t
okay…
that’s right, jack it up and down
well…
up and down!
well, it’s hard to grab onto!
keep tryin, you thick fingered b-tch! use your pinkies!
oh, okay… i’ll try that
yeah, now we got it goin on…
yeah?
let me f-ck those pinkies…
okay…
yeah…
okay…
keep pressure on the sides of it, baby, keep it sprung! yeah!
tell me how much you love it
ooh, i love it
tell me it makes you h-rny
ooh, i’m gettin real h-rny
tell me it’s bigger than a tic tac
but it isn’t!
i don’t give a sh-t if it is or isn’t! say it is!
alright! your d-ck is bigger than a tic tac!
d-mn right, tic tac, cashew, thumbtack, half a grape, it’s
bigger than all that sh-t!
all that sh-t put together!
now don’t get crazy on me, b-tch, let’s keep this sh-t semi-real
aw, i like a man who shaves down here!
i don’t shave that sh-t, b-tch! i’m still waitin on them weeds to
bust out and grow and what not!
what? you mean you haven’t reached p-b-rty?
i guess the only way to get you to shutup is to throw a d-ck in your mouth!
okay…
well, then suck on that sh-t!
uh, okay… mmmm… yeah, i’m suckin… suckin away here
that’s a pimple, you dumb tw-t!
ugg…
move your mouth lower!
mmmmm
oh, oh yeah, now you’re on it! you’re on it!
i’m on it?
that’s it!
okay!
oh, that feels nice!
okay!
oh, h-ll yeah!
yeah, there you go!
oh, oh, sh-t, f-ck, ow!!
what’s wrong?
it’s caught between your teeth! get it out! get it out!
i’m sorry, sir!
don’t be flossin with that sh-t, you gap-toothed b-tch! be careful!
look, maybe i should just lick it then, okay?
do somethin!
im gonna lick it! cause i love to lick that thing, okay?
yeah…
yeah, baby…
yeah!
yeah, you like that, baby?
oh, yeah!
whoah, whoah, whoah!!! somethin just spewed all over my face!
that was the pimple again!
oh, uh uh…
let me reiterate. down. lower. b-tch!
okay, you fat f-ck!
what’s that?
i’m just playin with ya, haha…
oh, you better be playin! oh yeah, that’s it, now you’re on it!
i’m on it?
oh, oh smoke that roast, b-tch…
okay…
whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down, not so fast!
oh, okay
i got sh-t i wanna do to you, woman!
oh boy…
time to pull your dress off… you’re gonna get f-cked!
i don’t know, sir, i mean… is that… is that really possible?
don’t give me no lip, b-tch! you want me to smack you in the
face with this sh-t?
hahahahaha
“hahaha” you laughin now? get the f-ckin dress off!
well, alright, but you have to promise me you’re gonna use a condom
you know i can’t wear that sh-t!
i do, i’m just playin! hahahaha
condom! you’ve been watchin too many of those xxx movies,
seein that fake d-ck sh-t those actors have hangin off their real d-cks
those aint fake d-cks, those are real big d-cks!
b-tch, i suppose you think star wars is real, too! that they
really got sp-ce ships and chewbaki and all that sh-t! stupid,
colorful b-tch! hahahaha!
alright, my panties are off… you gonna try to f-ck me now, or what?
try? i’m gonna f-ck your eyes crossed, you apathetic b-tch!
wham, wham, wham! how you like me now, b-tch, how you like me now?
is it seriously in?
in? you gotta stop f-ckin all them rhinos and blue whales! not
only is it in, but the sh-t’s about to blow! ooooh! mmmm…
hope you’re on the pill, b-tch, cause i blew that wad all up in ya
i.. i got it, it’s right on the end of this hair, here
sh-t, yeah, clean yourself up, b-tch. there’s a beach towel in
my bathroom
i’ll just use this q-tip
whatever, just do it and get the f-ck back to work!
okay, bb d-ck!
what’s that?
i’m just playin! bye!
sh-t, what a life i’ve got… it’s good to be mr. peter bodd… d-mn good…
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