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adam sandler - the chanukah song (ii) lyrics

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performed by adam sandler

contributed by marc lachance

put on your yarmulke
its time for chanukah
so much funnaka
to celebrate chanukah

chanukah is the festival of lights
instead of one day of presents
we get eight crazy nights

when you feel like the only kid in town
without a christmas tree
here’s a new list of people who are jewish
just like you and me

winona ryder
drinks manischewitz wine
then spins a draydle with ralph lauren and calvin klein

guess who gives and receives
loads of chanukah toys
the girls from veruca salt and all three beastie boys

lenny kravitz is half jewish
courtney love is half too
put them together
what a funky bad -ss jew

we got harvey keitel
and flash dancer jennifer beals
yasmine bleeth from baywatch is jewish
and yes her b00bs are real

put on your yarmulka
its time for chanukah
2 time ocsar winning dustin hoffmanaka
celebrates chanukah

o.j. simpson
still not a jew
but guess who is
the guy who does the voice for scooby doo

bob dylan was born a jew
then he wasn’t
but now he’s back
mary tyler moore’s husband is jewish
’cause we’re pretty good in the sack

guess who got bar-mitzvahed
on the pga tour
no i’m not talking about tiger woods
i’m talkin’ about mr. happy gilmore

so many jews are in the show biz
bruce springsteen isn’t
but my mother thinks he is

tell the world-amanaka
it’s time for chanukah
it’s not pr-nounced ch-nakah
the c is silent in chanukah
so get your hooked on phonica
get drunk in tijuanaka
if you really really wannaka
have a happy happy happy happy chanukah!

- adam sandler lyrics

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