adam sandler – ufc ears lyrics
[intro]
thank you
woah, what the f+ck is that? what is that? oh, sh+t, you scared me with that one. give me a second. wait, okay. okay, here we go. this one’s fun
[verse 1]
he’s a very strong lad
but he hasn’t been laid in years
because the strong and handsome lad
has a terrible case of ufc ears
[chorus]
ufc ears, ufc ears
cauliflower wrestling, ufc ears
ufc ears, ufc ears
swollen and disfigured ufc ears
[verse 2]
he can beat you in the octagon
afterwards drink thirty beers
but that doesn’t change the horrible fact
he also has a case of ufc ears
[chorus]
ufc ears, ufc ears
tiny little holes in his ufc ears
ufc ears, ufc ears
can’t stop looking at those ufc ears
[bridge]
heavyweight boxers get the broken nose
ballet dancers have those f+cked up toes
mlb pitchers all have crazy beards
but i can’t believe these guys can f+cking hear
[chorus]
with those ufc ears, ufc ears
puffy and disturbing ufc ears
ufc ears, that’s right, ufc ears
cries himself to sleep, he’s got ufc ears
[verse 3]
now, after the show tonight
i’ll be shaking with cheeks wet with tears
because he’s going to find me and beat my f+cking head in
screaming, “welcome to the club of ufc ears”
[outro]
ears
ears
ears
ears
yeah. oh my. that’s some smokey sh+t. this is not from us. there is a f+cking fire. let’s get the f+ck out of here. quick. no, i’m just joking. don’t… don’t bail on me. is that going into your mouth? that’s… yeah, that’s… that’s what she said. yes. very good. that was fun. really good. i liked that
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