adam walsh - two heads are better than one lyrics
there’s a solution here, gentlemen. we just have to find it
[verse 1]
think, gentlemen, outside the box
there has to be a way we can fix the bottom line
something that we haven’t overcome in the past
remember the market back in 1929?
wars, my friends, they come and they go
but america’s game has to stay the same
people are tirеd of hearing bad news
so it’s up to all of us to carry on the good [?]
[chorus]
two hеads are better than one
three heads are even better!
four guys are more wise
let’s figure this out+ together!
[verse 2]
boys, think, i’m paying you to think
give me your ideas and i’ll tell you if they stink
i knew we’d be competing with basketball and hockey
i just didn’t know the enemy included nagasaki
well, what about letting the mascots play?
a chicken playing third? yeah, no way
oh, high school guys could be all the rage!
they can’t play ball if they can’t even shave
what if we consolidated rosters on the teams
and figured out some secondary revenue streams?
yeah, that way we won’t need to hock ’em on the streets
and what, charge ’em double for the burgers and the seats?
we could sell more shirts!
the people ain’t buying!
upcharged desserts!
they still ain’t buying!
an army tribute, what could be worse?
we should probably try to win the war first
[chorus}
two heads are better than one
three heads are even better!
four guys are more wise!
men are smart!
(we’re supposed to be, anyway)
we’ve got [?]
the answer’s only a breath away
[verse 3]
well, gentlemen, what’ve you got?
nothing
nada
zilch
c’mon
fellas we’re avoiding the gorilla in the room
people are broke full of worry and doom
they need a distraction a way to forget!
yes, a distraction, a way to forget!
that’s it, a distraction, a way to forget!
we just haven’t landed the idea quite yet!
[bridge]
what are we missing? the answer’s right there
it’s just this problem needs fixing, before it’s a disaster!
two heads are supposed to be better than one!
three heads are supposed to be mostly even better!
we don’t wanna admit it, we’re not selling tickets
we can’t swing and hit it, we’re guys why can’t we fix it?
[spoken]
the real question is, how do we play professional men’s baseball, without having enough professional men, to play baseball?
+knock, knock, knock+
come in!
sir, your dry clean in!
did you tell them easy on the+
easy on the starch, yes
oh, and uh, what about those+
the forms, already collated and alphabetized
my 3 o’clock, there’s absolutely+
i moved your 3 o’clock to tomorrow. i filled up the car with gas. and i told the owner of the philly’s there’s no way you’re interested in trading stan hack for that no+good bum of a third+baseman they’re offering ya. oh, and here
what are these for?
your wife, to make up for the fact you missed your lunch date
dolores+
oh, it’s okay! i already gave myself a raise! oh, and thank you for the new shoes!
gentlemen, the sooner you learn this simple platitude, the easier your life will get. it’s the women that make the world go round, not us
[chorus]
’cause two gals are better than one!
three gals are even better!
all us guys should realize that girls are gonna save
are gonna save this game!
as long as we get out of the way
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