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adolf elmer - me mums a lampshade lyrics

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my mum’s a lampshade, uh
my dad’s an ashtray, yeah
my uncle’s adidas, uh
my cousin’s a mattress, yeah

my grandad’s soap (soap)
me aunt is a suitcase, yeah
i’m a diamond, i don’t decay
i don’t decay, yeah

mum’s a lampshade
she said my boy is a light in the dark
in the end, they call me lighty for short
me dad’s an ashtray, the kind that smokes

they say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
i’m no ashtray, i light up the green
me uncle’s adidas, uh, heard he was sh+ll+toed
the toe had a sh+ll and he sell sh+lls toes

heard that he got married, couldn’t find the best man
that’s not his fault, you know how the sh+ll goes, yeah
said “what you gonna do with all that bread?”

me cousin’s a mattress, uh
you know that she does it the best, uh
so you know that i’m stashing the best (yeah)
come back in the end and invest
and i came from the block with the soap (yeah)
me grandad is soap
but he used to move coke, yeah
that don’t mean he’s a flake (no)
that don’t mean that he broke (no)

me aunt is a suitcase
and she’s ready to move weight, yeah
if you ask wha’ i’m on, i say safe (safe, safe)
yeah tell ’em i’m safe (safe, safe)

if you ask wha’ i’m on, i say safe (safe, safe)
if you ask wha’ i’m on, i say… (on i say… safe), yeah
yeah, tell ’em i’m safe (safe, safe, safe, safe)
and if you ask wha’ i’m on, i say… (safe)

my mum’s a lampshade, uh
my dad’s an ashtray, yeah
my uncle’s adidas (yeah)
my cousin’s a mattress (yeah)

my grandad’s soap (soap)
me aunt is a suitcase, yeah
i’m a diamond, eh

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