afroman - smoke a blunt lyrics
smoke a blunt
smoke a blunt
i love to smoke a blunt man
hey man you know, my white homies ask me
do you like uh, bongs or blunts?
i tell ’em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time
i can’t be throwin’ bongs out the window, you know what i mean
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
then let it go
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
then let it go
i love smoking weed all by myself
dont have to p-ss it to no one else
i hit my blunt
anytime i want
got so much weed i dont have to hunt
i dont get hyper
i dont get crunk
i do get high
i do get drunk
once im high and im high no doubt
i grab my ashtray and put my cigar out
once my high is gone with the wind
i grab my lighter then i flick then i again
briefly take a chronic break
weed headache
big mistake
im high so i put my blunt down
turn up my music and dance all around
i can’t hear the phone
i can’t hear the door
i never leave home ‘less
its time to school
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
i remember when i started smokin weed
pickin’ out the stems and the seeds
i didn’t have enough to buy me a beer
my homeboy told me to hit this here(?)
i grabbed the blunt
i took a hit
i thought to myself
“i like this sh-t”
it’s better than beer
so annalyze this
i don’t have to go take a p-ss
i don’t know how to roll
but the people i roll with
know how to roll blunts like a pole
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
hahah
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hahahah
hold a smoke, uh
now let it goo
hahahah uhh haha uhh
drivin’ cross country though minnesota
state f-ckin’ trooper straight pulled me over
he said i was drivin’ fast as h-ll
he took a deep breath and asked “what’s that smell?”
i knew i was busted, at this point
so i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint
he looked at it once,
he looked at it twice,
he told me, “you roll your joints real nice”
afroman don’t give a f-ck
light that blunt and get stupid stuff
smokin’ to me is so much fun
people b-tch cause i don’t get nothin’ done
if you are a little kid
please don’t do the things i did
anti-drug message? let me see..
don’t smoke weed
give it to me!
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
smoke a blunt
nice and slow
hold the smoke
now let it go
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