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afroman - smokin' weed lyrics

i f-cked this girl in talah-ssee,
doggie style so i named her l-ssie.
came on her, florida state clothes,
filled up all her s-m-n holes.
f-cked this girl from purdue,
came in her hair, f-cked up her doo.
she was cryin, like tammy faye baker,
her p-ssy got hotter than a boiler maker.
met santa’s daughter in baton rouge,
f-cked up christmas like mr. scrooge.
dropped her off at lsu
smoked all her weed, drank all her brew.
f-cked george bush daughter in dallas, texas,
rode that -ss just like a lexus.
f-cked her again in ft. worth
stuck my d-ck in her p-ssy and i started to surf.
(chorus)
colt 45, afroman,
tryin to get all the p-ssy that i can.
to the cross country in my afro van,
smokin weed
2x
i priced this hooker in ohio
i said, b-tch, you too high ho.
i got a cheaper ho in cincinatti,
f-cked her in the back of my 83 caddy
broker as h-ll smokin newport singles,
came in her -ss and said “f-ck the bengals”
(afroman rant)
smokin weed!
smokin weed, state-to-state
beer and munchies got me gaining weight.
missionary style in chilla coffee
little mamma said, “would you please get off me”
beatutiful girl, iowa city,
roll a blunt fatter than a big fat t-tty.
she sucked my d-ck, while she held my thighs,
i came in her iowa hawk-“eyes”.
my d-ck went boing in des moines,
going going go-buckaw!
smokin weed!
(chorus 2x)
oklahoma, smoke-lahoma,
buffalo, puff-alo,
fort smith, fort spliff
smokin weed
starkville, sparks-ville
huntsville, blunts-ville
mississippi, missi-hippie
alabama, ala-grama
hattysburg, hattys-herb
burmingham, burning-ham
smokin weed
north dakota, north de quota
south dakota, south de quota
i ran out of rhymes, but i’m…
smokin weed
(chorus 2x)

- afroman lyrics

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