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afroman - south dakota lyrics

[verse 1]
i tried to f+ck a girl from sioux falls
but she text all night, and gave me blue b+lls
a d+ck teaser skeezer from the city of mitch+ll
you never gave me the p+ssy, you b+tch you
rapping to the girls in rapid city
but they left rapidly, what a pity
almost got a bl+wj+b in pierre
but she said i have too much pubic hair
i took my blackwood to whitewood
didn’t go quite good i got a room in deadwood
the receptionist said she’s from lead
but she won’t come up and give me no head
i told her let’s drink and smoke on this
maybe later i can spear your fish
she denied all of my urges
just like all the pretty girls in sturgis
[chorus]
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
such a lonely place
no women on mysp+ce
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
any time of year
can’t find no p+ssy here

[verse 2]
i thought i had a winner when i was in winner
but baby girl wouldn’t let me go up in her
i met a feminist from vermillion
she said she wouldn’t f+ck me for a million
i got some bookings in brookings
but the girls were not foo+king
tried to d+ck your daughter down in watertown
but it was too many c+ck blockers hanging around
i thought i had a queen in aberdeen
this rejection is f+cking up my self esteem
rush me a wh0re to mount rushmore
i really don’t wanna jack off no more
all the hot girls in hot springs
get mad when you discuss hot s+xual things
imma get me some p+ssy, it’s not too late
imma fill my gas tank and get out of this state
[chorus]
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
such a lonely place
no women on mysp+ce
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
any time of year
can’t find no p+ssy here
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
such a lonely place
no women on mysp+ce
i’m beating my meat at the hotel in south dakota
any time of year
can’t find no p+ssy here

[outro]
what’s up, south dakota?
i love y’all, man, i love y’all weed
i love all my fans
imma just run down to nebraska, iowa, get me some p+ssy right quick, imma be right back
you know what i’m sayin?
no hard feelings, just a hard d+ck
i’ll be back, real quick, alright

- afroman lyrics

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