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whack rappers

this next song is dedicated to all wack rappers
and all the wack people that like and buy they wack music
i think you crazy
if you like jay-z
don’t change clothes
change the cd!
murphy lee
what the hook gon’ be?
cause you do need a hook and another beat
jermaine dupri, you know you wrong
f-cked up chingy’s song!
afro motherf-cking m-a-n
can’t stand no motherf-ckin’ ying yang twins
i think lil’ jon and the eastside boys
is and ignorant, irritating bunch of noise
if you don’t gave a d-mn gon’ throw it out {what}
if you don’t gave a d-mn gon’ throw it out
the windoooooooooow up against the wall!
up against the wall, laugh when the motherf-cker fall
these fools can’t rap at all
i never buy your tune from the neptune
when they beat come on i hope it go off soon
fabolous? what’s fabolous about it?
i think you terrible, music unbearable
ripping off ma$e
with that look on his face
aw man, i rest my case
kelis, wow
i hate her so much right now
“my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
who gave her a record deal? oh my god!
nas is in the video with kelis
jay-z is in the video with beyonce
both of these rappers are wack
yet people talk smack about forty belafonte
the music industry is using the slang
and try to play it off like they doin’ they thang’
come on camrom
oh boy oh boy dipset dipset oh boy oh boy
how can you be from a city so black?
and bust sh-tty lyrics that whick whick wack
get back on kelis
oh yeah kelis
this is what i want you to do
get on your knees, face me
i got a milkshake for you and it’s tasty
just like your alb-m
puff daddy, enough already!
now it’s p. diddy
still sound sh-tty
how can your group be called ‘da band’
n-body plays an instrument man
i dont play b2k
r&b singers be too gay
you know they broke up over money
oh yeah
thats too bad i don’t care
i think its good, no doubt
they can stop putting all that bullsh-t out!
like what
what a girl want, what a girl need
a f-ckin’ job and a brand new hair weave
what a girl want, what a girl need
a f-ckin’ job and a brand new…

b-mp b-mp b-mp
now this all i wanna do
b-mp b-mp b-mp
that’s my song that’s what i wrote down on a piece of paper
b-mp b-mp b-mp
call up puff daddy ask him if he wanna do a verse with me
take that, take that

real pimps get down on the flo’
but i don’t see a hoe, in the video
i know, why is david banner runnin’ from the clan?
what happend to the b-tches man?
hmm.. cadillac on 22’s
why is david banner taking off his shoes?
it’s suppost to be about cadillacs
not david banner bringing dead people back
even though its all good
it might get misunderstood
dance skippy miss hippy is the hood
raps im writing up, i can’t lighten up
until these wack -ss rappers tighten up
missy elliot thinks she looks like halle berry
that scary
her cd aint worth it
pur your money in your pocket and reverse it
her cd aint worth it
pur your money in your pocket and reverse it

missy elloit makes a bunch of bullsh-t
missy elloit makes a bunch of bullsh-t
missy elloit makes a bunch of bullsh-t
missy elloit makes a bunch of bullsh-t
missy elloit makes a bunch of bullsh-t
missy… hey check this out man

i can’t stand her music, going in my ear
if you like missy elliot, get the f-ck out of here
i can’t stand her music, going in my ear
if you like missy elliot, get the f-ck out of here
most rappers are wack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are wack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are wack
just like the people they attract
most rappers are wack
just like the people they attract
trinas on tv, yeah ooh she fine
hey homey {w-ssup}
trinas on tv {she cute}
not when she rapping, press mute
and now we’re gonna play a single from the alb-m ‘weaveolution’

even with a weave, i can’t stand eve
even with a weave, i can’t stand eve
even with a weave, i can’t stand eve
even with a weave, i can’t stand eve
even with a weave, i can’t stand eve

i cant stand eve, thats what i said
she got a pinhead
most people head is round
hers go up and down, like a peanut
she could be pretty
if her atttude wasn’t so sh-tty
talkin about “ya trying to come through the back do'”
she aint got no back do’ what she talking smack fo’?
male bashing with mary j
like queen latifah she must be gay
in my radio you gets no play
not today
what the f-ck happend to mtv?
why these wack people get to make a cd?
i don’t know man, look at 50 cent
he don’t move his mouth when he rappin’ man
he be rappin’ like mike tyson or something
he don’t move his mouth

[talks like 50 cent]
open yo’ mouth!
…
‘i’ll teach you how to stunt’
teach me how to stunt?
they need to let me teach em’ how to roll a fat blunt
get high, get drunk and take it easy
and stop making songs so cheesy!
now mannie fresh is actually fresh
and juvenile
i like his style
but the worst rapper i ever heard man
is the wack -ss motherf-cking birdman
what about silkk the shocker?
my name is silkk and i’ll shock you
i just been shocked by silkk the shocker!

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