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ahlsocrazi - balls out, momma bailed on me lyrics

[intro – ahlsocrazi]

mmm
hmm
mmm
mmm

[lead up]

yo
yo
yo
this is sounding kind of chinese
i can’t recreate this
i can’t recreate this

[verse #1 – breaking down the great wall – ahlsocrazi]

oh h-llo
my name is chinese
i am gonna please everyone on my knees
i am sort of a sl-t, yes i am
and i think i just might blow my friend sam
oh my god, i can’t believe i said that
i think i’m going on a date tomorrow, yes’ah
i am gonna go hiking and have fun
wait no, that’s not true
we’re going to a vegan done’er
um, no it’s breakfast and it’s quite alright with me
let’s see
um, i don’t know what i’m doing, but that’s okay
because i’m just gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spewing

[verse #1.5 – ching chong fortune cookie time – ahlsocrazi]

i am not a chinese guy
i’m not a chinese lady
and i’m not a chinese fry
in a vat of sorceresses
that is missus, this is disses
i don’t know what i’m gonna say
i don’t know what i’m gonna do
but this is me bringing just another freestyle to you
and you know what?
i think i just might be a little weird
but i think i’m f-cking inside another napkin dear (oooh)
i’m stuck in a napkin, dear (oooh)
i’m stuck in a napkin, dear (oooh)
i’m stuck in a napkin, dear (x 3)

[verse #2 – king county correctional savant – ahlsocrazi]

alright bring that music back
b-lls out, momma bailed on me that
is the truth
what happened when i was in king county correctional facility
no wait, that’s not it
she just didn’t have the money to bail me out and that is really the sh-t
because i hated sitting in that motherf-cking place
playing chess with myself all over the place
i had to be a savant to keep myself entertained
and that’s kinda what i’m doing right now, it’s motherf-cking insane
ha, i am just what i’m gonna be
and that’s a little weird, can you follow follow me?

(indistinguishable noise from mystic creature)

[verse #3 – the metamorphosis – ahlsocrazi]

whoa, what was that?
(laugh)
what was that?
uh, yo
this is so f-cking bizarre
i don’t even know why i would listen to this
why would anyone listen to this sh-t?
why would anyone listen to this sh-t?
i don’t know, but i think i just might be in love with it
because i am a man on his journey to become
everything that i ever wanted to, and i’m gonna run
i’m gonna dance and i’m gonna sing and i’m gonna play
and i’m coming out of the hive like a motherf-cking drone today
and i’m gonna walk around because i don’t have wings
but if i drink a red bull then i just might
uh, wait a minute, that is wrong
i don’t know what i’m doing, but this song is really wrong
and i hate this sh-t (what the f-ck! what the f-ck! why is it so…?)
what the f-ck!
what the f-ck!
what (x4)
i don’t know how this thing works, because i’m not reading directions
i’m not reading directions
that was the sh-ttiest song i’ve ever f-cking done in my life, but i’m still gonna post it

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