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aidantheloserkid - ranch dressing freestyle lyrics

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[intro]

ranch
dressing
ranch
dressing

[verse]

(wow!)
three in the morning in the crib drinking ranch dressing
i have school tomorrow but it’s okay i won’t be stressing
all my homies put ranch dressing on our plate (s+ plate)
all my homies think ranch dressing’s pretty great

it’s three in the morning and i’m f+cking starving
i can’t go up to get nothing at the kitchen
because if i do my mom will hear me
and she will say: “what the f+ck are you doing up?” (what are you doing?)

if it was up to me i would go upstairs right now and get the ranch dressing and pour it in my tights now (what?)
tightey+whitey’s gonna turn even more whitey
because i put the ranch dressing up in my hinеy
i got two knees, high knees
i got three knees, my knees
i got four knees, your knees
achoo, b+tch, you sneeze (uhh, achoo)

cover your mouth! (okay!)
i don’t give a f+ck (i’m sorry!)
it’s north or it’s south (truе!)
you tell me ’bout the ranch, ima go there (where?)
holy sh+t, dog, i just saw a bear!

(+roar+)
what the f+ck?
wow! that bear must like ranch dressing! (true)
he’s fighting me for it but i beat him off. i mea+

i mean i fought him off with a molotov
and probably got a lot of cobs of corn
i really don’t care about none of your p+rn
i’m playing fortnite my friend is playing gorn

he’s on the vr and you’re
just staying at home and it’s boring
i don’t give a f+ck and i’m snoring when i sleep
but i’m not sleeping
b+tch it’s three o’ seven in the morning and i’m creeping
back upstairs for the ranch
sl+ther+smother it on my tits then i + ff+

then i glance over to the side
oh my god it’s that bear from earlier, he survived!
is+ he brought his bear family
uh, they don’t like that i misspoke but that’s not fair to me!
i post up but they are not scared of me!
the bear and his family mauls me to death and i die

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