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aidantheloserkid - the invasion lyrics

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[gas station employee & customer]
no way!
you’re going to blow this motherf+cker up!
this is not 9/11 this is a 7+eleven!
please get out!
(happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me. happy birthday dear me)
it’s not his birthday, get this guy out!
it’s not his birthday, he’s f+cking us+

[security system]
(warning. warning.)
[sportian representative & aidantheloserkid]
greetings, aidan the loser kid
what the h+ll’s going on? where am i?
your planet, earth is currently under attack by an alien lifeforce known as the “cringeposters”
no, no, oh sh+t

you are earths last hope
oh god. no, no, no, seriously w+what is going on right now?
we come from the planet, florp, in sector k1rk+l4nd, and we are known as sportians
what?

we havе been secretly protecting еarth for the past billion years. but, when the cringeposters attacked, we couldn’t hold them off
what the h+ll is going on?
you see, we use music to fuel our ships, which protect your home
the cringeposters want to inhabit your planet, and so they are attempting to take over earth
that’s where you come in

me? oh sh+t
you need to make another album. “good sport” was the most power we have ever had
“good sport”?
if you make another “good sport”, it may just be enough to defeat the cringeposters once and for all
what the f+ck?

you must begin, now, aidan
now? no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
you are earths last hope. good luck, and good sport
wha+ wait! d+don’t go!
oh no, sh+t. okay, okay, okay, i can do this
my phone wanted to be just like me so i cracked it, um
pringles wants to hire me, they like how i stack chips, um
why you tryna tell me sh+t? f+ck off, step back, b+tch
um, sh+t

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