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ajax & randruff are novelists - morning lyrics

sunshine in my eyes i get up and rise
there’s a lady in my bed surprise, surprise
last night was a whirlwind of ice
and furling with the shots in the glasses
and asses swirling on the dance floor
henny had me up in a trance for
a minute as i mangle with the mommies like a man wh0re
that’s when i saw this particular dime cut to later that night
body parts intertwined in the bedroom red light turning into a red room
i was up inside the box like i was max headroom
yeah i went there, she modeled swimwear
dagnabbit so i had to have it like a jackrabbit i was in there
we form like voltron a beast with two backs
to a teddy riley track swinging like new jacks
as we climax sweat beads tricklin’ down my back
bed spread looking like the aftermath in iraq
cut to the morning she’s yawning
looking at the clothes thrown all over the floor n’
she slowly rises rubs her eyes and with a smile she says hi i’m lauren
i said i’m randall pleased to meet you
but wasn’t that a lot for us to show one another ha
we both laugh heading to the cafe
and spend the rest of the day gettin to know one another like that (ya)

[skit: randall park & “lauren”]
randall: so uh uh lauren, tell me a little bit about yourself like what where’s that accent from
lauren: uh, from london
randall: from london, oh man that’s a s+xy accent
lauren: thank you very much
randall: very s+xy woman i just think that+ i’m sure the whole world thinks that
lauren: (laughs) (incoherent)
randall: do you like my accent?
lauren: i do i, i like your accent… a lot, actually
randall: west la
lauren: west la
randall: culver city…
lauren: well that’s quite specific…
randall: london you said? london right?
lauren: yes! yes!
randall: oh man, you know i’ve been to london!
lauren: have you!
randall: uh i go there regularly touring with the band
lauren: with a band!?
randall: with a band, with the novelist’s, i go there all the time!
lauren: yeah, well, that’s amazing! i mean we could’ve run into each other in the street or something!
randall: probably have, i don’t know cuz i get not mobbed by people but i definitely get surrounded so you might not have seen me… have you seen crowds of people?
lauren: um, i have, yes
randall: yeah that’s probably me… in the middle
lauren: (laughs)
randall: (laughs) downtown, i’m not even joking it’s just the music is so good…
lauren: wow, i am sorry i just haven’t had+ you said the novelists did you say?
randall: the novelists, yeah. but lauren what’s your like, ideal guy?
lauren: um, well, i like guys who are funny
randall: i do that um yes i mean i i’m funny i, yeah
lauren: you’re funny… you are funny! you did make me laugh a lot last night, it’s true
randall: (laughs) ouch! …you mean uh, from the jokes i mean…
lauren: yeah!
randall: okay, not from the…
lauren: no no no! that part was great!
randall: okay, i was gonna
lauren: it was amazing
randall: yeah i’m pretty good at s+x
lauren: i mean there were parts i remember…
randall: um… so lauren, like, do you like baked goods?
lauren: i love baked goods!
randall: like what’s your favorite?
lauren: um i like cheese danish
randall: really, you love those?
lauren: love cheese danishes
randall: i make em!
lauren: no way
randall: i swear yeah, me and my partners we we run a bakery
lauren: no way
randall: we do
lauren: randall, that is just such a turn+on i, i tell you… i didn’t know you could bake
randall: i can bake. i could bake anything really, except for pies, but fatgums does that

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