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ajj - gift of the magi 2: return of the magi lyrics

i used to be a dead guy, now i’m a f-cking jedi
and i’ve got lots of news for you, and i’ve got a long list of things to do
i used to dwell in the present, i used to be so hesitant
but now i’ve got my whole life to live, and i’ve got all my love to give
to all you f-ckers that i hate

it’s like the gift of the magi. more like the gift of the magi 2
you sold your soul to buy some t-ts and i sold my soul to grow a d-ck
we got to get him in van, but what if he resists?
just kick him in the back of the f-cking head
and put him in the back of the f-cking van

it’s a miracle of science
all this betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all
and it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid f-cking tapeworm
who can we blame?

the husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair
because she was way less f-ckable and that’s just unforgivable
he moved into a condo. he hung out by the pool
but he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent
if god doesn’t like ugly, then god doesn’t like anybody
so f-ck god anyway, god is obsolete
oh, my god thinks my jokes are funny
there is no one to blame. people are just f-cking mean

go suns!

- ajj lyrics

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