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ajsc the dj - erb of sigma s1 compilation lyrics

[verse 1: slim shady]
cause i’m slim shady yes i’m the real shady
are you a slim shady? no! you’re tom brady
but tom brady is not a rapper!
you there, puff puff… you are a cr+pper!
you should get bitten by a dog with rabies!
you and your girlfriend will not make babies!
you say baby puff puff doesn’t exist, right?
well, you’re rhymes are not cool and your pants are too tight!

[verse 2: puff puff humbert]
you can say that cause that’s your opinion
you can’t make money, not even ten trillion!
i will slap the 8 mile out of your mouth
you will fly around from north, east, west, south!
if you break my girlfriends heart, i will break your face!
you might wanna change your name to chase
becausе i will chase you and hunt you down
and you can’t bring your rizz all around town!

[verse 3: slim shady]
you have no rizz and your gyatt is not sigma
you’re еven more fatter than a gorilla
you think you can rap, but your voice is not okay!
i will flip off your friends benetar axel and deejay
[verse 4: puff puff humbert]
oh, okay! you’re going too far!
now i will spit a fire bar!

[verse 5: slim shady]
whatever, man.. wait.. why did the music stop?

[verse 6: puff puff humbert]
alright, slim shady, i take back everything i said!
sike! i will hit you with a loaf of bread!
and all the girlies that see me
they be saying “you’re so hot!” slim, can’t you see
that i’m better than you? man, you can’t stand a chance!
you can’t even travel to germany or france!
i fear nothing cause i am brave!
you will get k!lled and end up in a grave!

[bridge: puff puff humbert]
oh… that went too far…
i shoudn’t have said that…
i+ i’m sorry

[verse 7: squidward]
yuno miles, your rhymes sound like you’re a gorilla
when i listen to your music i’m like “what the sigma?”
always covering your face with a ski mask, you’re not gigachad!
you are not awesome and i am very rad!
i can annoy you with my clarinet, all the time!
your voice and music tells me that you can’t rhyme!
i always exit my house to go to college
and also, you have no knowledge
[verse 8: yuno miles]
squidward the type of dude to say “spongebob is awesome”
“he’s my friend and i love him!” he acts like a possum!
this is a sound of a chipmunk “eekeekekekekekkekekkeke”
you and your clarinet sitting in a tree k i s s i n g
squidward the type of dude to say “chicken tenders”
squidward the type of dude to eat a chicken tender
because he is fat and mr. krabs should fire him..
oh wait, he would be happy if mr. krabs fired him nevermind!

[verse 9: squidward]
i disagree with you, spongebob eat’s too many poo
but i’m not dissing on him, i’m dissing you!
you’ll feel the pain, i’ll kick you in the back
the job you should get is a lumberjack

[verse 10: yuno miles]
you’ll get hit in the face with a honey bun
i’ll track you down so where you from
squidward the type of guy to wear sketchers that don’t light up
now i will mock you! “hey i am squidward i am stupid upupuppupuppupupup”

[verse 10: vox]
h+llo! i am vox, your suit kinda sucks
it looks pretty yummy to put it in my tummy
alastor? more like fat t+rd! why don’t you just shut up!
alastor, eats a calender, and then smacks himself in the b+tt
but, isn’t her name niffty? i bet you hate taylor swifty
i don’t wanna hear anything about your cane, you will feel so much pain
shock, lock, croc, frog, crocodile!
ever heard of a computer file? you’ll get covered in a technology pile
[verse 11: alastor]
boo get off the stage, screw you! vox is dumb and he eats fat poo
look at me, i’m really tall! call yourself vox but you got no b+lls
alastor has a message to say. dummy you are not okay!
ever heard of a stupid? that is you, dum dum dum!

[verse 12: vox & alastor]
vox has something to say! (go ahead, i don’t got all day!)
do you smell like up+dog? (no, what’s up+dog?) not much, what’s up with you?

[verse 13: niffty]
my name is niffty, you hate taylor swifty!
look at my golden chain, you are lame!

[verse 14: vox]
what? like alastor? just like him are you a fat t+rd?
please! go take a pee! you have ptsd
i don’t need to battle, dance dance dance rattle
i will finish you off! broth!

[verse 15: niffty]
dummy! i hate you! you’re the reason husk drinks booze!
all of the people that see me! i tell them you gotta go pee!
listen, i’m glistenin, taking a p+ssenin’, peein, kickin things, hittin things
i don’t mess around, i go around town, you make me frown, you’ll get drowned
so.. shut up

[verse 16: vox]
dummy alastor is back!? no, i’ll flatten your tires on your bike rack!
i said it! your belly big! i hit you with a twig!
you kinda look like my b+tt

[verse 17: alastor & niffty]
w+ wait, i+ is that?

velvette what are you doing here!?

[verse 18: velvette, vox & alastor]
h+llo, besties! it is indeed velvette!
i’ll hit alastor and niff with a helmet

what in the world? h+llo there!

hey vox & velvette! i’ll rip out your hair!

[verse 19: velvette & alastor]
alastor, you did not just murder vox!
since you did that, you and niffty kinda sucks!

velvette you wanna battle me here right now?
oh yeah i’m ready, bow chicka wow wow!

hah! if you think you’re so good, i will kick your b+tt!
i should, i would, i could kick your b+tt!

no one even knows what you velvette are trying to say!
why don’t you take a very boring survey!

[verse 20: velvette]
i take surveys all the time, trust me
however you and niffty are awful, they disgust me!

[verse 21: niffty]
if you say that again, we might have a problem
i will slap you all the way to harlem

[verse 22: alastor]
velvettes stomach ain’t fat, it looks like a cat!
i got the flow to go ahead and use a baseball bat
if you think your gonna come and k!ll me then you must be insane
i never take a p++p or pee i do it all in my brain

[verse 23: velvette]
so your brain is only filled with trash!
i guess that explains that you have a rash!

want a debate? duck duck goose!
wanna see how you get ran over by a moose?

i’m making the vees great again! we’ll all be eating popsicles!
your outfit tells me that you are not tropicals
this battle is clearly rigged, the vees go from rags to riches
for the past 7 years, you and niffty are son of a+

[verse 24: adam]
shut up! everyone is ticking me off!
i heard your raps and my sanity was lost!
i’ve heard more arguments and discussions in my ears!
you guys have been annoying me for the past million years
i’m so sick and tired of the headache in my brain
i try to take it out but all i feel is pain
alastor, learn your lesson that you’re not rad!
use the bathroom and don’t come back until the water turns black!
velvette your hands are small!
how in the world will you reach a phone to call?
you can’t look your way to a store or a mall!
all that’s said is said and all that is done!

[bridge: adam]
i hate you, you, and you too!
adam number one!!!!

[verse 25: baldi]
oh, hi! wanna get roasted of fried?
if i’d choose rapping or learning, i can’t decide!
i choose both! you are about to get banned
all you need to do is+ get out while you still can!!!
baldi! baldi! baldi’s in the elevator
i wish you got bitten by an alligator
party! party! you are gonna go away!
if you didn’t have a map, you wouldn’t show the way!

[verse 26: jax]
ok, first off, your math is boring
everytime i hear your voice, i start snoring
when i’m in your classroom, i feel like dying
every night, i go to bed and start crying
my friend pomni will teach you a lesson
i’m talking bout a fight, not a math question
i will exit your class anytime, derp!
since you love math so much, stay in school forever nerd!

[bridge: baldi & jax]
you know what? i will copy a lyric from nerd vs. geek

go ahead baldi

[verse 27: baldi]
yes, i am a nerd. bookworm, i’m studious
from my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
back in kindergarten, i aced my college entrance exam
now, i’m no rocket scientist+ oh wait, i am!
when i pour my alpha+bits i get nothing but straight a’s
my retainer and headgear connect to a backbrace
i got a pocket+protector protector protector protector
i broke my glasses so i could tape them together

[verse 28: jax]
i didn’t think you would actually do it
if you were garbage i would recycle, reuse and reduce it
i will win this battle in no time!
get ready for it… it’s go time!
yo, baldi you are weird and i am cool
your clothes are so clean, i will push you in a pool
if you worked hard on something, i’ll destroy it!
you’re even more worse than skibidi toilet!

[verse 29: valentino]
i own you, or have you forgotten that?
i believe that husk thinks that you have a level 1 gyatt
that’s right! an addict who’s always so addicted
i bet that on youtube videos, you don’t check the link in the description!
cause you know it’s poison i’m feeding you poison
are you gonna fight back or are you just chicken!
chill out, buddy. you tryna catch a disease?
your sugar addiction is why you can’t join the vees!

[verse 30: angel dust & valentino]
i heard you are dating velvette and vox, is that true?
your nonexistant hair is stinky, use shampoo!
if you want to visit our hotel, notify us
wait nevermind, you’re worse than the coronavirus
you’re gonna pick a fight, why don’t you say so?
you’re even more fatter than a fat dude named caseoh

come on, grow up! i wish you were replaced

get the heck out of my face you disappointing disgrace!!!!

[bridge]
hold up, new challengers have approached!

markiplier, andy samberg, t+pain, william afton!!

begin!

[verse 31: markiplier]
if val and angel made a game, i wouldn’t play it
what i would do to your existance, i’ll erase it!
i’m better than all of you look at my moustache
let’s play mortal kombat i would be the first to attack
all you guys!

[verse 32: andy samberg (the lonely island)]
girl lemme get that booty! girl i see your booty!
dang that girl is so so cutie
i see you walkin’ round with that big old juicy thang
hey babe, wanna join our gang?
our gang is called the lonely island
i will educate you like henry highland
good thing you ain’t an angry witch
if you were i would treat you like a +beep+

[verse 33: t+pain]
t pain in the house yo..
oooooooh yeaaaaaaahhhhh

[bridge: angel, val, & william afton]
no! aaahhh!

you know she can’t do anything! i own you, or have you forgotten that?

my name is william afton i’ll always come back

[verse 34: guava juice]
hey, tobuscus, you ain’t better than me!
why don’t you go watch the ghost & molly mcgee
you, yes you! your content is a disgrace!
you got no friends, i’ll hang out with tita mary grace
hey you bad rizzler, do you play among us?
you are not sigma and you actin’ kinda sus
i would grab your phone and start throwing it!
i’ll leave my subscribrs saying “holy sh+”

[verse 35: tobuscus]
i can swing my sword, and stab you with it!
do you see the ground in minecraft? can you dig it?
you break the number one rule of minecraft
digging straight down! that’s what i meant. find a mineshaft!
no you can’t, you’ll just find lava, broski
your youtube channel profile looks like mike wazowski
you’ll get squished to death, just like an orange!
wait a minute, what rhymes with o+ i know! door hinge!

[verse 36: guava juice]
door hinge doesn’t rhyme with orange, idiot!
theres something worse than “bite the curb”, i’ll make you eat obsidian!
demi lovato says you’re not cool for the summer!
i will as you this, are you my father or my mother?

[verse 37: tobuscus]
i ain’t your mom or your dad, you weirdo!
i made your families life go from zero
by throwing them on the ground, you don’t own a kingdom
i’m not apart of your system!

[verse 38: sir pentious]
my names sir pentious, i like to build
and despite my stupid egg boi’s i think i’m very sk!lled
but this dummy right here, what’s his name? strong bad?
i think your face and boxing gloves are making me so sad
do you have skibidi toilet syndrome mate?
i won’t send you emails on your knockoff windows 98
you ain’t going to heaven to see st. peter!
ooh i think that i found myself a cheerleader!

[verse 39: strong bad]
dear strong bad, why are your comeback roasts cool?
from sir pentious, well let me tell you, fool!
i’m better than everyone and especially better than this demon
your body tells me you never heard of morgan freeman
i’m kinda happy that your egg boi’s left you in episode 3
you can’t pass college and get a degree!
i wish you we’re a home gardener!
you’re even more dumb than homestar runner

[verse 40: sir pentious]
i will call the fbi to mark your website as unsafe
have you done something bad? care to explain?
you’re built like you hate summer
you’re so evil that you show homestar a picture of lil brudder

[verse 41: strong bad]
show some respect, and watch your tongue!
after this battle, you can’t breathe because i stole your lungs
wanna hear a catchy jingle from homestar runner, buddy?
it goes like this, stop the music!

(plays the everybody everybody theme)

[verse 42: homestar runner]
step aside, lemme get this out the way!
many reasons why you’re dumb, theres too much i can say
i’m looking at you, you make me wanna cry!
you don’t know how to dj, get a load of these guys!
is your band name your favorite martian?
if you got a house, imma commit arson
do you babies cry over spoiled milk?
you guys think you’re funnier than pickle rick?
i ain’t an orphan! i got a family
i will walk away and ditch you guys happily
i will grab a ladder and climb
i can say ending words with a rhyme
you don’t know how to speak a language
your dj’ing sk!lls are not very tranquil
you cheat by looking at someone paper
and copying it down, are you a minor or a major?

[verse 43: deejay the dj]
oh baby, do you have rabies?
if you had a girlfiend then you guys won’t make babies!
i think that was a reference to slim shady vs. puff puff
don’t be to rude, i can be a little rough rough
i’m takin a sip of this red bull energy drink
you so gullible that you fall for every trick
why does bro look like a humanized marshmallow?
you don’t have any t++th they fell of for being all yellow
this dude in front of me needs to get his mouth shut!
what? you got beef? bring it on! i’ll kick your b+tt!
your website should be taken down for life
i cheated on my girlfriend to marry your wife!
oh wait, you don’t have one you’re single!
you so old that you got so many wrinkles!
and all the girlies that see me!
i say to them: bow chicka wow wow marry me baby!

[verse 44: homestar runner]
umm what? dude you’re so weird
i have invisibility potion, you get disappeared
i’ll hang out with my friend strong bad
you’re entire outfit is all bad!
are you the walmart version of caseoh?
i bet you didn’t notice, why don’t you say so?
everytime i look at you, i say you’re the one i hate!
hold on, is this rap battle 16+16+8+8?

[verse 45: deejay]
yes it is, homestar! thanks for the feedback!
i take my roasts back, sike!!! you got teased back!
n0body even wants you here!
do i make myself clear?
i’ll take that silence as a yes
after this rap battle my bars will be a success
you got a weird sense of humor
if you say something else, i’ll say+ ok boomer

[bridge: homestar runner]
bruh, using ok boomer meme in 2024 is cringe, weirdo!

[verse 46: eazy e]
two battling guys go round the outside
round the outside? from the inside!
are you dating luigi?
my rhymes will make you squeaky
go on spotify and play baby got back
or maybe tenacious d, lead singer jack black
yo stomach be shaped like an octagon
guess what? i’m yo daddy. yo adopted, brah!!

[verse 47: mario]
i don’t remember dating luigi
what was that? you are gonna make my voice squeaky?
i’d rather be dating princess peach
are you a gorillaz member? did you make plastic beach?
you’re dumber than luigi when he said a rock was a football
mama mia thats a spicy meatball!
you are like avocados, they get too ripe
i will battle bowser, don’t bother me! i’m going in the pipe

[verse 48: eazy e]
haha! loser! i bothered you!
h+llo, do you have deja vu?
do you go to jupiter?
because you’re getting stupider!

[verse 49: mario]
do not call me stupid!
guess what? you’ll get executed
3 2 1! go!

[bridge]
the bomb has been planted

[verse 50: lucifer]
h+llo, my name is lucifer!
i will hit you in the face with a sea cucumber!
want me to pr+nounce your name wrong, bro?
ok, i’ll go for it! blitzoooo!!!

[verse 51: blitzø]
get it right. would ya? it’s blitz!
if you started a youtube channel than the youtube company itself quits!
did you pass kindergarten, or not? you dumb bootyhole!
you’re the reason theres a game called “we become what we behold”

[verse 52: lucifer]
hey blitzo! when i look at you i’m like oh no!
you’re the reason that hazbin hotel doesn’t use techno!
i will run you over with a firetruck
i will leave the crowd saying yo what the+

[bridge]
i’m sorry but this is a christian channel and we don’t use bad words

[verse 53: blitzø]
you’re located in h+ll, i bet you don’t have
caaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssssssss
you’re not even better than my sick rhymes and
baaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssssssss
yeah now i’m rapping fast, call it a verbal attack
you’re rhymes are wack, get off the track you spaz
go back to the ra+

[verse 54: lucifer]
ok… +coughs+
+sips on water+
+smacks lips+
ahh… +smacks lips again+

[bridge 2: blitzø]
nooooo!!!! thats it!!
i’m gonna take you out with my best bars yet!
here i go…

[verse 55: blitzø]
a b c d e f g
h i j k l m n o p
q r s t u v
w x y and z
now i know my abc’s
next time won’t you sing with+
bwaa+

[verse 56: pomni]
ummm what? where did caine take me?
oh, it’s this kid! you little cry baby!
who’s this dj kid? a lazy hipster?
are you a prankster? you stupid trickster!
my boyfri+ uh i mean…best friend jax! is better than you
you are stinky! your brown hair looks like poo!
go back to a place where you belong!
l rizz. you’re not a sigma! level 1 gyatt!

[verse 57: ajsc the dj]
watch your language! my hair doesn’t look like poo!
i bet you say that 2 plus 2 equals 22
it’s actually four! go back to kindergarten
or maybe lower than kindergarten. prekindergarten!
i’m talking about a daycare center, pomni
eating sugar? are you telling lies, johnny?
get a load of this wimp! all my viewers say lmao
this is why the digital circus gets lot of hate bro!

[verse 58: pomni]
you look like you were born in ohio!
every night, you should go to bed and start to cry, bro!
i’m just a jester at a festival digital circus!
your lines are complete nuts and bogus!

[verse 59: ajsc the dj]
d+mn, bro. you got the whole squad laughing
f in the chat! l rizz for you, you’re cr+pping
oops, i think you should ride a truck, girl
excuse my potty language.. you motherf+ +beep+

[verse 60: ragatha]
charlie morningstar? more like dummy night+time moon!
lemme see your reaction when you get hit with a big kitchen spoon
this princess of h+ll don’t even got rizz!
open a soda bottle! whats on your face? liquid fizz!
h+ll is not cool! heaven is awesome!
just watch powerpuff girls! b+ttercup, bubbles and blossom!
if you we’re a piece of paper, you would get torn!
by me! if you’ll excuse me, i’ll ride on a unicorn!

[verse 61: charlie morningstar]
awww, a toy doll! nice roast, friend!
change your name! last name dover, first name ben!
i’m not only a princess, i’m the queen of rap!
does someone work here? is this genre trap?
oh, nevermind that. you are lookin’ kinda weird!
i don’t mind it when husk drinks 10 bottles of beer!
if you’ll excuse me, i will say something random!
skibidi toilet rizz ohio grimace aura fanum!

[verse 62: ragatha]
happy day in h+ll? no! sad day in h+ll!
i think your rhymes distracted me! it kinda rang a bell!
angel, husk, niff, vaggie and alastor? they all suck!
my friends are gonna hop in and hurt you with a truck!

[verse 63: charlie morningstar]
my rhymes are going cooler than waka flocka flame!
i would+ w+ wait a minute, why is the beat fading!?
i’m not even done rapping yet!!

[verse 64: cherri bomb]
boom!! get blown into smithereens!
i love explosions and pizza deliveries!
you’s lazy! better save the day!
instead have a rap battle with batman today!
not me! i ain’t a hero dude!
i’m a terrorist and i think exploding things is cool!
you think you are awesome?
you ain’t prettier than a blossom!

[verse 65: superman]
hmm what’s this girl standing in front of me?
oh, it’s a terrorist who loves bombing
don’t blow up the greatest hero of all time!
you’re rhymes are not fire than dynamite
usa rules! bombs suck!
if you got stuck in the muck, then that will not suck
the hair on your head is a wig
oink oink my sweet little pig!

[verse 66: cherri bomb]
don’t be disrespectful! womens rights!
i’m thinkin that your pants are too tight!
women can do what they wanna do!
you got underwear that stink like poo!

[verse 67: superman]
my underwear don’t stink like poo!
my favorite song from koo koo kangaroo
is superheroes unite!
did you say my pants are tight?

[verse 68: uzi doorman]
yo, my name is uzi and vaggie is dumb
can’t feel me? wow, you are so numb
you got bad wings, do you play flappy bird?
did you not hear that the bird is the word?
i deleted your official channel on youtube
you are disgusting like poo poo
and all the people that see me
i tell them you’re the reason i don’t smile with glee

[verse 69: vaggie]
vaggies the name, rapping is my game
i think i blame uzi for being lame
when i look at you, i get terrified
i bet that on tiktok your not verified
if you say that i’m dumb, guess what?
i put down the uno reverse card! you’re dumb
bam! uno reverse card!
i lost the keys to these cuffs that’s the worst part

[bridge]
hold up, new challengers have approached!

steve terreberry, benatar, theeblackbadger, jakerton, bottle, leafy, & the mannii show!

begin!!!

[verse 70: steve terreberry]
my name is steve, i’m not talkin’ bout minecraft!
but you guys should fall off a raft
i have the best youtube channel ever!
you guys suck! for life and forever!
wait a minute, they mean the same thing
i made a bell go.. ding ding!!
you guys seem nice so i won’t talk trash in this game
but if you guys unsubscribe to me you’ll feel the pain

[verse 71: benatar]
steve is right, uzi & vaggie!
you guys seem like a bunch of emo baddies!
listen to my music, you guys will love it!
and if you don’t, i will give you a b+tt kick!
you guys are more worse then skibidi toilet
and skibidi toilet is a dirty toilet!
also, committing crimes are illegal!
and you guys are different types of people!

[bridge: theeblackbadger]
did someone say… different types of people?

[verse 72: theeblackbadger]
i am theeblackbadger
you guys have bad grammer
i love the hot ladies
isn’t that stuff crazy?
screw you, you are filled with poo
steve, uzi, vaggie, benetar do too
i’m a spiritual lyrical miracle are you hearin’ this?
if you’ll excuse me, i must go listen to some hits

[verse 73: jakerton]
i’m jake, call me the meme daddy
i am even more better than uzi & vaggie
steve too, theeblackbadger too!
that’s why benatar deserves to be hated he’s poo!
i like when your favorite martian hates on him
steve is more disturbing than eminem’s song kim
morning is cool, evenings cool!
night is cool and i jumped in the pool

[bridge 3: bottle & leafy]
woah.. theres alot of people.. (i know, bottle)
should we.. battle them? (i’m not sure.. maybe we shouldn’t)
i think we shou+ (no.. let’s just go.)
alright then..

[verse 74: the mannii show]
yo, i’m the mannii show+

[bridge]
hey… get out. (dude, are you serious right now?)

[verse 75: n]
my name is n and i’m here to say
speed, your content is not okay
oh, and the songs “shake” and “shake part 2” are trash!
i will give you a big hurting rash
you are more trash than yuno miles
i bet you don’t have a friend named kyle
i’m not talking about the kid from south park
you always barking like a dog. bark!

[verse 76: ishowspeed]
hey chat, is this real bro?
this robot is literally battling me yo
are you wearing pants that sag?
cringe! put the fries in the bag
i’m the best streamer on youtube
you say i’m trash? you too!
i don’t shut up, i grow up!
and when i look at you, i throw up

[verse 77: n]
bruh, that roast is overused
i bet that in your childhood you got abused
more like you put the fries in the bag!
ugh, you can dance? no need to brag
i’m just chillin’ nothing else
if i was your dad, i’d whoop you with a belt
remember that fnaf incident, bro?
messi is better than ronaldo!

[verse 78: ishowspeed]
did you just bring that incident up?
bad move, you’re worse than donald trump
he got shot in the ear once
he’s 50 cent, you’re not! you only die once
we are gonna take over youtube!
you are stinky poo poo
i’d spill water on you, so you would get static!
if not, then that’s magic

[outro: (n) ishowspeed]
(well, that’s it! this is the last rap battle+)
shut up, n. i got this. ok guys so that’s it. that’s out last epic rap battles of sigma video for a while. it will be gone for a few months, but don’t worry! ajsc the dj: the founder of epic rap battles of sigma, will make a compilation of all the battles. everything he’s put out is kinda like a mixtape. some of the battles were fire, and some were trash… and now he’s getting serious, he’s putting all of his effort in the battles into one video. he’s been working on it for 2 months, and him and i promise you that it’s gonna be the most awesome thing you’ve seen in your life! we thank you for our support. wish him some luck!

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