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ajsc the dj - unreleased version of slim shady vs. puff puff by erbosigma lyrics

[intro 1]
what you’re about to see is an unreleased early draft of slim shady vs. puff puff by epic rap battles of sigma. it had been poorly recieved by test audiences and i was advised not to show it. however, due to recent events my lawyers gave me permission to upload it. enjoy!

[intro 2]
epic rap battles of sigma!!

slim shady vs. puff puff humbert

begin!!

[verse 1: slim shady]
cause i’m slim shady yes i’m the real shady
are you a slim shady? no! you’re tom brady
but tom brady is not a rapper!
you there, puff puff… you are a cr+pper!
you should get bitten by a dog with rabies!
you and your girlfriend will not make babiеs!
you say baby puff puff doesn’t exist, right?
well, you’rе rhymes are not cool and your pants are too tight!

[verse 2: puff puff humbert]
you can say that cause that’s your opinion
you’ll release a new album this year on july 12!
this battle came out in june. here’s my vision: just listen!
your album names “the death of slim shady”, it’s my simpson prediction!
the song names are head honcho, road rage, temporary
trouble, houdini, somebody save me
and in the temporary music video, you’ll be a grandpa
cause hailie is pregnant, i doxxed you, brah!
[verse 3: slim shady]
you have no rizz and your gyatt is not sigma
you’re even more fatter than a gorilla
you think you can rap, but your voice is not okay!
i will flip off your friends benetar axel and deejay

[verse 4: puff puff humbert]
oh, okay! you’re going too far!
now i will spit a fire bar!

[verse 5: slim shady]
whatever, man.. wait.. why did the music stop?

[verse 6: puff puff humbert]
alright, slim shady, i take back everything i said!
sike! i will hit you with a loaf of bread!
and all the girlies that see me
they be saying “you’re so hot!” slim, can’t you see
that i’m better than you? man, you can’t stand a chance!
you can’t even travel to germany or france!
i fear nothing cause i am brave!
you will get k!lled and end up in a grave!

[outro: puff puff humbert]
oh… that went too far…
i shoudn’t have said that…
i+ i’m sorry

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