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ak-skitzo, sidgital - chess is life lyrics

[verse 1: ak-skitzo & bwu]
h-llo my name is james and i am ready to play
in this national chess tournament that’s held here today
that’s wonderful to hear james i just have one thing to say
did you register already? yes i did yesterday
good now lemme go over the rules of this tournament ok
you gotta win all your games cause if you lose you’re out no way
this is single ‘limination, last one standing wins it all
and if you win all three games today then you will be standing tall
along with all the glory you will get a hefty prize
one million dollars to the winner, why you look surprised?
did you say one mil? oh yes i did
that’s one crazy bill. i know it is
who’s the favorite to win? well it’s that kid
what do they call him? they call him sid
and if i were you i wouldn’t have much hope in beating him
for the last 10 years he’s never lost a game he always wins
i appreciate all your concern but you must not really know me
i wi’ll beat the kid, i’ll eat up sid like he’s some macaroni

[chorus: ak-skitzo]
cause chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

[verse 2: bwu]
james began the first round all pumped ready to play
his first opponent was a little girl who’s from the first grade
he felt a little awkward and he felt a little funny
to be playin ‘gainst a little girl but it was for the money
the fighting was fierce, the game was really tight
but james played a tricky move and then he trapped her knight
and then they kept on playing. pieces flying ‘cross the board
james was beating her so badly she was praying to the lord
and then the game was over james had finally won
and then he walked to sid’s game just to find it was done
his opponent was in tears, because he got beaten so bad
james walked over to sid the kid and he was really mad

[verse 3: ak-skitzo & sidgital]
yo why’d you make that kid cry could’ve taken it easy
shut the f-ck up or i’ll beat your -ss like my name is chris breezy
by the way who even are you, never seen you before
you look a little lost old man, lemme show you the door
my name is james; i am playing in this tournament
be beating everyone; i’ll make the trophy my ornament
ok james… well i hate to burst your bubble
but i’m definitely gonna win and i hope that’s not too much trouble
i got crazy -ss moves that’ll put you for a spin
what you just saw was a warm-up act for what’s to begin
i am sid the kid, and i’ve never lost before
and my chess rating is twenty-five o four
holy cr-p that’s your rating? yup i’m insanely strong
and i’m gonna sweep this tournament -well that’s where you’re wrong
because i’m in it to win it and i’m here to take your crown
yeah right, let’s see if you can even make it past the second round

[verse 4: bwu]
and so two split off, a newborn rivalry as enemies
more poison ‘tween them than a centipede or sea anemone
the second round went by so quickly it was like a blur
both sid and james won their games easily for sure
and so the championship was set it was sid vs james
a million dollars to the winner of this final game
james was ready for this match, to give it everything he’s got
chess was his destiny, before he started he just thought:

[chorus: ak-skitzo]
chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

[verse 5: ak-skitzo & sidgital]
oh, you go d4 i’ll go d5
in just a moment, i’ll swarm you like a beehive
playing sh-tty openings like the queen’s gambit?
i’ll steal all your p-wns cuz i’m a black bandit

i think i’ll push my p-wns, and keep it all connected
that way no ones left behind, everyone is protected
tryna push your p-wns is that what you want?
well guess what b-tch?… en p-ssant
you play no defense, your last name should be harden
i’ll shoot through all your pieces, like i’m a halo spartan
tick tock there goes your clock why don’t you move faster
how’d i get paired against this motherf-cking patzer

[verse 6: bwu]
oh god, james thought, am i really a patzer
i can’t beat sid, he’s a chess grandmaster
james held his head low about to give up with no hope
but then he remembered the words of his old chess coach

[chorus: bwu]
chess is your life, it changes with every move
once u start playing you get in your groove
you got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays you always feels sadness

[verse 7: bwu]
with the wise words james struck back
this sudden outburst took sid aback
and in the confusion sid did a bad sack
james ate sids pieces like they were a big mac
james noticed that sid was beginning to crack
all the white pieces were now swarming the black
with sid retreating james started his attack
this was the start of the greatest chess come-back

[verse 8: ak-skitzo]
we’re in the endgame now, the tide has been turned
it’s all right, you don’t need to be concerned
i’ll play a move that will really get you really shook
by checking your king and then forking your rook

d-mn dude why you in a h-ssle
don’t be scared, no need to castle
i’m talking to your dead pieces cause i got the 6th sense
they’re telling me to shock you like my name is mike pence

[verse 9: ak-skitzo & sidgital]
why u cheating bro? i disapprove
i saw you grab that piece; we’re playing touch move
calm the f-ck down, what the h-ll do you think you’re doing
this is impossible, i shouldn’t be losing
where are all your pieces; they’re all f-cking gone
it doesn’t matter where you move; you’re in zugzw-ng
i’m small but ill be rich. (call me kuwait)
with this move i’m gonna win a mil. (that’s checkmate)
[chorus: ak-skitzo & bwu]
chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

chess is my life, it changes with every move
once i start playing i get in my groove
i got bars like jay-z, a mind like magnus
everyone who plays me always feels sadness

- ak skitzo sidgital lyrics

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