a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

al wood$ - michael jordan lyrics

(intro)
ladies and gentleman we are gathered here today, to pay respect
to east hampton’s biggest thug, please take off ya hats
for al wood$,from the neck of the wood$, hes keepin it good just like he should
and f-ck the east hampton police department
i don’t care if one of those officers is ya brother, ya daughter, ya mother, ya brother
who f-cken cares, f-ck them, they ruined my life, at least tried too
but they ain’t gonna, hold me back

(verse)
god d-mnit im ready
been smokin very heavy and steady
since before god crosses the sarangetti
come to the jetty
with cold brews and dank headies
ridin in a stolen chevy
makin rivals nervous throwin up old spaghetti
my girls suck me and f-ck me
i like a girl who like it rough like rugby
ya girl only down to snug thee
lets kick back
some dope raps
when ya hoes with me she never sleeps like an insomniac
raising the rate of her cardiac
everytime i spit lyrical bullets on a track
man i stay rollin like 4 tires
only weed in this blunt is straight fire
you say you can out-toke me well you just a liar
you just a sad tale like a bird who landed on the wrong wire
im’m wise like obi-wan ken0bi
or master shin0bi
and you just lookin lonely
prolly cuz the only p-ssy you could get was already f-cked by all ya homies
you had one but her p-ssy was dry as the deserts in narobi
and the other was a tranny, just a phony
thats just what you get for not takin care of madame zaroni
she wanted to be strong and drink from the river
you were to concerned with drinking natty ice and poisoning your liver
now you gonna shiver and quiver
cuz she put a curse on you yelling f-ck that b-tch, whoa
k!llen the game in the 1st degree
minds only focused on gettin more currency
ya blunts a d+ it prolly needed surgery
while i roll dimes with utter certainty
kush aroma got me in a kush coma
you can tell i’m a stoner from the strong odor
so high its like we in a mars rover
i’ll say it again man d-mn i hate bein sober
its over
gettin real sentimental
on this instrumental
my verses are not experimental
i’ll get em stuck up in ya mental
i’m not in this game just on a rental
i’m making it evidental
bout to travel the world continental
fly like a f-cken canary
so high its like we chillen with the f-cken fairys
and like columbine its real scary
how quickly i k!ll all my adversaries
we wanted like the band perry
i’m in love with this game its like we f-cken married
growin up smokin blunts on the porch
now i’m trying to light my blunt with the olympic torch
might as well let my brain cells scorch
since i’ve been patiently awaiting court
finna run it back like devin hester
been doin it big since my first semester
wasn’t hard to f-ck your girl my d-ck size impressed her
still throwin heat like john lester
and never will i sell out just to sell a record, sell a record

(chorus) x2
and i’m lookin like michael jordan with all these rings
when it comes to the chorus man i will never sing
i can only hope to what heaven brings
hoping one day the treat me like a king

(outro)
and its neckofthewood$
beyyyyitc, swerrrrrve
word up, turn up, like some d-mn turnips

- al wood lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS