a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

alannah myles - tumbleweed lyrics

wait a minute man
ay check this out man
it was this blind man, right?
man check this
it was this blind man, right?
he was feelin’ his way down the street with this stick, right?
ay, he walked past this fish market
you know what i’m sayin’?
he stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
woo, good morning ladies
you like that sh-t man?
ay, i got a gang of that sh-t, man
i tell you what
my man on the guitar
ay, fool on the drums
everybody just crowd ’round the mic
i tell you all these motherf-ckin’ jokes i got man
so first i’m gonna start it off like this
help me sing it home boy, come on
said colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin’ high as h-ll flyin’ through palm dell
skatin on datin rims

so roll, roll the 83
cadallac coupe caville
if my tapes and my cd’s just don’t sell
i bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in a small white town
they call it eastside palm dell
when the afro man walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin’ on the corner sellin’ rap cd’s
when i met a little girl named jan
i let her ride in my caddy
cuz i didn’t know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f-cked on the bed
f-cked on the flo’
f-cked so long i grew a f-ckin’ afro
then i f-cked to the left
f-cked to the right
she sucked my d-ck ’til the sh-t turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba sheeba got my -ss lookin’ like a zebra
i put on my clothes and i was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran, i jumped out the back window
but her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo’
oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motherf-cker whooped my -ss all night
but i ain’t mad at her prejudice dad
that’s the best d-mn p-ssy i ever had
got a bad of weed and a bottle o’ wine
i’m a f-ck that b-tch just one more time

colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
sell tapes from here to hong kong

so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin’ high as h-ll flyin’ through palm dell
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll the 83
cadallac coupe caville
if my tapes and my cd’s just don’t sell
i bet my caddy will

i met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but d-mn she looked good
i took her to my house
cuz she was fine
but she whooped out a d-ck that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from j-pan
never made love with an african
i f-cked her once
i f-cked her twice
i ate that p-ssy like shrimp fried rice
don’t be amazed at the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big b-tt and big t-tties, too
so i hopped in her -ss like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her -ss and she said i e
lips was breakfast
p-ssy was lunch
then her t-tties busted open with hawaiin punch
met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said i’ll fry some chicken if you just b-mp me
i came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
sell tapes from here to hong kong

i met dolly parton in tennessee
her t-tties were filled with hennessy
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that -ss and said “yes, miss daisy”
met this lady in oklahoma
put that p-ssy in a coma
met this lady in michigan i can’t wait ’til i f-ck that b-tch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
f-cked her ’til she turned into a white albina
f-cked this hooker in iowa
i f-cked her on credit, so i owe her
f-cked this girl down in georgia
came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful s-xy ho
she just ran ‘cross the border of mexico
fine young thang said her name’s maria
i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but i can’t afford it
i know i’m a cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that’s all we need
we can go to the park after dark
and smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin’ them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went ova’ a girl’s house to f-ck
but the p-ssy just ain’t no good? (say what)
i mean you gettin’ upset cuz you can’t get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the p-ssy
but it take her so long to c-m
then a dude walk in
that’s her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (i don’t bang)
you start talkin’ real fast (i don’t bang)
but he already mad cuz you f-ckin’ his woman
so he start beatin’ on yo’ -ss
now ya clothes all muddy
ya nose all bl–dy
your d-ck was hard but now it’s all (what)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
said colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that’s all we need
we can go to the park

- alannah myles lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS