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alaska thunderfuck - cellulite lyrics

[chorus]
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs

[verse 1: alaska thunderf-ck]
heavy hitters, swingin’ in the big leagues
loaded bases, home run, winnin’ just by intrigue
champions, the thickness overtakes you
undefeated, can’t be beat, the weight is just a breakthrough
thick-ity thick, thick b-tches to the rescue
superpowers on that -ss, b-tch, don’t make me test you
one by one, we’re saving the earth
jump on this train and succ-mb to the girth
f-ck your daddy issues, i got father trauma
you’re messin’ ’round with boys, you don’t need that drama
come on over here and try that dad bod flavor
slammin’ you down, changing your behavior
cl-ss has started, school is in session
spank me with the ruler, dad, and teach me a lesson
i cannot wait to feel the weight, come crush me with that chunk-chunk
i think tonight that maybe you should take the top bunk

[pre-chorus: alaska thunderf-ck]
ha, you think that’s funny?
uh, i want to dip it in honey
body like that, you’ll be making some money
got a -ss so fat, it got cellulite, honey

[chorus]
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs

[verse 2: alaska thunderf-ck]
henny honey, i’m dripping with the sweetness
a winnie the pooh bear makes me weak in the knees, sis
seven-layer hot fudge decadent cake
my legs are praying in the air, for heaven’s sake
snap me like a kit kat, give me break
dive in head first and swim in darienne’s lake
i’m a motherf-ckin’ witch, burn my p-ssy at the stake
treat my p-ssy like a trixie and f-ck it with a rake
we’re livin’ in a culture that’s bombarded by the magazines
but you know you’re worshippin’ the thickness from behind the scenes
f-ck a fat-shamer, want to finish my fries?
acting like you don’t want to get up in them thighs
put that body in the light, it don’t need a disguise
color me a minus, i’m attracted to the plus size

[pre-chorus: alaska thunderf-ck]
ha, you think that’s funny?
uh, i want to dip it in honey
body like that, you’ll be making some money
got a -ss so fat, it got cellulite, honey

[chorus]
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs

[verse 3: big dipper]
ooh, i’m fat
ooh yeah, i said it with an f and a p-h and a jiggle in my belly
shaking my weight all the way to the bank
thick life, dreaming ’bout my chubby chunks when you w-nk
dipping sauce, that’s my weakness
taste every flavor, love it when you eat this
cottage cheese thighs, more like a cheese platter
dairy free, but miss cheesecake where it matters
no pants, let this body loose
i only f-ck with dudes who weigh more than you
’bout the bare necessities, you could break a sweat with me
grab my love handles and we could be in ecstasy
fatness is my strength, thunder thighs galore
chunkita give you fever when i stomp and shake the floor
shape is what i like, heft is what i need
if you thick where it counts, it’ll get me on my knees

[chorus]
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs
it’s a nation of chubs
turning dom’ tops into subs

- alaska thunderfuck lyrics

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