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alex horne & the horne section - chris hoy loves a saveloy lyrics

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oh old chris hoy ate a jumbo saveloy
on the morning of a race
it didn’t help at all ’cos he broke the golden rule
and he finished in last place

the next time he competed
yet again he put the meat in
another saveloy for hoy
he decided that his pedals
had earned him enough medals
and saveloys brought more joy

‘cos chris hoy loves a saveloy
he’s such a naughty boy!
his wife gets quite annoyed
chris hoy, hoy, hoy loves a saveloy
he loves a saveloy

well as retirement passed him by
hoy’s bank account ran dry
but his addiction must be fed
he got his medals melted down
sold the gold, rode out of town
and bought a sausage factory instead

his body was ballooning
all that meat he was consuming
he was becoming quite a sight
and what could have saved his life
was he got back on his bike
and did sausage deliveries every night

‘cos chris hoy loves a saveloy
he’s such a naughty boy!
his wife gets quite annoyed
chris hoy, hoy, hoy loves a saveloy
he loves a saveloy

but then one day, a letter came
from her majesty the queen
he was to be knighted and he got quite excited
so he gave his bike a clean
but when he turned up at the palace
dizzy lizzy was embarrassed
she’d forgotten her sword
he said “don’t you worry pet, a substitute i’ll get
i’ll still become a lord.”

he opened up his panniers
they were full of jumbo bangers
there were sausages galore
she pulled out a whopper
he got down off his chopper
and knelt down on the floor

“arise sir hoy of saveloy!
you’re such a clever man
won’t you put your sausages in the royal pan?”

“arise sir hoy of saveloy!
you’re not a naughty boy
you’ve brought us so much joy.”
chris hoy, hoy, hoy loves a saveloy
he loves a saveloy!

chris hoy!

- alex horne the horne section lyrics

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